Carl Nassib financial tips

Not the real Carl Nassib, just a football fan that likes to Google financial tips to add swear words. Not financial advice.

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Everyone, especially young people, needs to mutha fuckin’ start setting aside some money to invest every month. Ideally, $400 a month. I know not all motha fucka’s can afford that, so anything that you can afford is a good start

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If looking to get paid mutha fukin’ dividends, REITs (Real Estate Investment Trust) are worth checking out. By law, gotta pay the majority of their profits to the shareholders. There’s quite a few, so do some mutha fukin’ research. #NotFinancialAdvice

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Invest smart. Some platforms, like Fidelity, have webinars to teach the basics of investing. Investing your shit in stocks without having an idea what your doing is just fucking gambling. Learn how to invest or hire a mutha fukin’ reputable financial advisor

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Still not convinced to invest your shit?
Warren Buffet bought Coke when it was $2.45 a share. It’s $54.12 as I Tweet this. Mutha fucka makes more in dividends than he paid for the stock. That’s the power of mutha fuckin’ value investing.

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Don’t matter if you’re gay or straight, invest your mutha fuckin’ money. Savers are losers, bitches.

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I guess Since Trump got banned pretty much everywhere, he’s going to have to say what he can during an emergency meeting on Among Us #OrangeSus

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@CCowhard Invest Metamucil into your daily routine. You get shitty dividends but that’s good for you.

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@Browns @MylesLGarrett should be suspended for the remainder of the season for attacking the Steelers QB...after all, we have to hold these players that use violence against women accountable.

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@WillisFromTheYo @CCowhard @Browns @Buccaneers I plead the 5th.

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@CCowhard @WillisFromTheYo @Browns @Buccaneers Phase one of the new marketing strategy. #Brownbucks

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Imma invest in this mutha fuckin’ company. #genius

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#invest your money. Oh yea, forgot to say mutha fuckin’...

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@danystormborn

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New angle of the #NoCallPI @Saints @RamsNFL. @NFLOfficiating

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@TimRyan @robportman @SenSherrodBrown

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#GMinvestinUS