Carla Minami

Living in a multiverse, physically and metaphorically. Looking to add perspectives.

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

@netflix @LoveisBlindShow Tick tock tick tock

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

@elfcosmetics I am obsessed with your jelly highlighter. If you could please make a bronzer with a similar consistency for me to mix with my moisturizer and a blush, that would be amazing. Also, please don’t discontinue my highlighter ever. TY💙 #obsessed #crueltyfree #greatvalue

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

pics, and once they boarded the plane, he even came back to her seat, sat in the aisle, and answered her questions about being a musician because she was sad. @davematthewsbnd was a hero to us that day. And we were tween nightmares, I’m sure. Thanks, Dave! 3/3 #celebrity

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Story time: @vschoelmerich and I were BFFs , and it was the summer b/w 6&7th grade. V was moving to #Germany. We were tearfully saying #aufwiedersehen @Dulles_Airport when we spotted @davematthewsbnd at the gate (this was the 90s). We approached w/ the subtlety of tweens and 1/3

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Told @davematthewsbnd Mr. Matthews that he looked like himself b/c we weren’t convinced yet it was him. He informed us it was, in fact, him. We demanded proof. He handed over his passport. (90s…but also WOW, super chill guy). We then began screeching. He humored us, took 2/3

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Putting this out into the Twitter verse because today is hard: I like how I show up for other people; I don’t like how I show up for myself. #lifeishard

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@QrdKnpfr @SMPAGWU Not bad!

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#customerexperience #trupanion

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@Trupanion It was a waste of time for me to even send my contact info. I would be willing to have a conversation about the issue but not to read an email that simply justifies the hike in my fees.

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

@Trupanion It was a waste of time for me to even send my contact info. I would be willing to have a conversation about the issue but not to read an email that simply justifies the hike in my fees.

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

@Trupanion and potential #trupanion customers - I used to recommend this pet insurance to everyone, but my premium that was supposed to stay the same has gone up by 60% since I signed up. #readthefineprint #buyerbeware #petinsurance #frustrated

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

@Trupanion and potential #trupanion customers - I used to recommend this pet insurance to everyone, but my premium that was supposed to stay the same has gone up by 60% since I signed up. #readthefineprint #buyerbeware #petinsurance #frustrated

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

@RealityTvMe1 A lot of time she calls people out and tells the truth. Plus her kids are hilarious.

[showbingers @Ssmova]

A dead wolf head as a hat has to be one of the worst things I've seen on #housewives. Total no go and tasteless. #RHOSLC

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@youtubetv I just subscribed to youtubeTV. Please don’t drop my favorite channels like NBC, Telemundo, USA, Bravo, NBCSN, SYFY and more. These channels were a major selling point in choosing #youtubetv over other options!

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

@justinspitzer someday, at some point in the future, I would like a spitzer productions slide shoutout. #superstore #allinthedetails

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@the_mitchbitch
HENRIQUE!!!

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Explain yourself, @Sephora are you somehow already in tomorrow in NJ? #sus #butalsojustgethere #sephora #shipping

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

It just hit me: In the late 90s, they said actresses were replacing supermodels. Then they worried reality tv was replacing shows. Now, we have reality tv stars turned supermodels. #thesupermodelplot @tyrabanks @heidiklum @GiGiHadid @CindyCrawford @KaiaGerber

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

Fact: whenever an animal is hurt, misused, abused, or killed on a show/in a movie, I have to stop suspending my disbelief to remind myself it’s fake. So could people just stop including these scenes?! #bekindtoanimals #hollywood #itsruiningthescene

[Carla Minami @CarlaMinami]

Dear friends... https://t.co/rbzECFzguw