whoa haha thats crazy

errant boy. fox. aged hipster. native / indigenous PoC: Wasco. trickster. furry. rad-left but not terribly online about it. wicked queer. telegram: @ carlemot

[jos @josiahhughes]

the last text message i received from my grandpa… he’s gone but the three dots persist @AppleSupport

[episode one @E1podcast]

This was considered insanely ripped in 2003

[chad @chasedbywasps]

beavis is actually a beautiful name. French and patrician,.most likely. regal name for a boy. butthead... no. that is crass and just frankly , unbecoming.

[Celebrity Behavior Expert @necrobranson]

i heard that pedophiles identify each other on here by putting 'retweets do not equal endorsements' in their profiles

[Prognoz Pogodi @PPogodi]

The old man starts scheming again, going back to ladle more ‘soup’ #gerbert

[りゅうせー @ryuuseee]

マリオ映画でフォックスに脳焼かれた

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

broskiis... fuck Onlyfans... Kyle rittenhouse just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is he the baddest in the game rn? And if u say no.... name who is

[Prognoz Pogodi @PPogodi]

See that? If I’m not allowed to sleep, then nobody gets to sleep on it. Absolutely perfect #ourgirlfriend

[Celebrity Behavior Expert @necrobranson]

beautiful young woman flinching every single time Bill Mahr's ice clinks in his glass

[whoa haha thats crazy @CarlemotTwoZero]

@Punished_Sausig @lookabee83 Ill have an orange carrot please

[whoa haha thats crazy @CarlemotTwoZero]

One of things about ordering from micro labels is sometimes you have to wait for months to receive something because the owner is going through some shit. Sounds like what commissioning an artist is like sometimes

[whoa haha thats crazy @CarlemotTwoZero]

tryin to pull a variant on the ol' sarcastic namaste and not pulling it off at all with the whole entire world watching is so so funny

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

"Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2" new performance of the @FortuneKit00 stoner rock classic by @Lowenaffchen about downloading misattributed MP3s on early filesharing networks

[whoa haha thats crazy @CarlemotTwoZero]

I think i might be needy or thirsty or both

[whoa haha thats crazy @CarlemotTwoZero]

Death in June

Im not embarrassed per se but it's the closest I come to it.

Ive seen some small town Christian ska bands that are beyond embarrassing but i think that might be cheating

[Bryan Mayhem @ExtremeMetalDad]

Embarrassing concerts I’ve been to:

Staind at the Rock Hall
Toby Keith/Kid Rock Pro Football Hall of Fame
Meat Beat Manifesto
Insane Clown Posse
Nine Inch Nails

Your turn!

[jos @josiahhughes]

can't believe you're all admitting to using spotify. i get my tunes on the Democracy Now app.

[whoa haha thats crazy @CarlemotTwoZero]

@MattsBestTweets This is my favorite guy ive found in awhile who isn't a gross old man

[whoa haha thats crazy @CarlemotTwoZero]

@up_ruth I was skinny fat back in my twink days. Zero muscular definition. Maybe you'll be like me and one day drink enough beers and eat enough nachos for your dreams to come true

[BLEAT @bleatwear]

I’m in your area