Carli Botten

I have a dog obsession

[Carli Botten @Carli_Botten]

They need more Nathan Scotts in this world

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

[Jake Pratt @thejakepratt]

A day spent with this one is the best gift I could ask for. I love you, Grace! Happy Holidays 😊❤️

[New Ulm MN Police @NewUlmPD]

Is it okay to leave cookies and milk for Santa or is that considered indoor dining now? Asking for a friend.

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

psa: if we date my whole fam gonna help u make fun of me

[Sean Mathiowetz @SeanMathiowetz]

You CANNOT BE A PRACTICING CATHOLIC AND SUPPORT FULL TERM ABORTION!!!

[Onyx🌑 @Allanah_Morales]

Y’all remember when principals used to sit in our classes & our teachers became fake nice af for a day lol

[Anika @anikafigures]

I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff

[Mo @miss_morgn]

you ever get realllly bad vibes from someone but everyone else loves them lol

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

I wish Heaven had FaceTime

[чай @fatpussyhex]

i think that 19 is arguably the worst age

[Jenna Wheeler @jennnaaa_3]

Imagine being able to wear a crop top and not look like a can of busted cinnamon rolls

[Rayn Desiree @rayndesiree]

One of my clients was trying to send me $800 for a photoshoot (I did not charge them that but that’s what they thought my work was worth)They accidentally sent it to this username & now he blocked me & the sender & declined our requests. Please rt!! @venmo 😪

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

i am again extremely confident that i would try to touch lava with my bare hands

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the exact speed at which i drive is the most correct and everyone else is stupid and should lose their license

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

happy national gf day to all the drunk women i've met in bathrooms who unconditionally loved and supported me