lana del rey’s publicist

Mr. Darcy will see you now

[michelle huang @michellehuang42]

i trained an ai chatbot on my childhood journal entries - so that i could engage in real-time dialogue with my "inner child"

some reflections below:

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

Tom Brady gives off Dan Scott energy, yes?

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

@cheezit I’ll ask one more time. Where the hell are the Hot N’ Spicy Cheezits?????

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

@cheezit what did you do with the Hot N Spicy 🥺☹️

[trash jones @jzux]

we really told the government we needed covid tests for free and all they heard was “four free”

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

When he says he’s married with five kids but “it’s complicated”

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

good crying weather

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

no I can’t turn my camera on, I’m in the same sweatshirt as yesterday and tomorrow.

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

wicked weed pernicious is gross. Yeah, I said it.

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

just set up all my investments and it told me I won’t retire until 2060. 2 0 6 0. And to think I was trying to enter the workforce only to hit it and quit it.

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

A friend of mine’s brother has gone missing and any help or spreading this photo would be greatly appreciated

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

Got a recruiter in my LinkedIn dms trying to give me a bottle of Dom

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Prior authorizations

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

what gave Applebee’s this toxic rep? Why can I not go there and eat in peace? Please I need answers.

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

“per my last email”

[lana del rey’s publicist @CarlieAzar]

if you went to Clemson do you get a discount for Hinge premium or something

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

As we revisit young women exploited by the celebrity industrial complex plz put some respect on her name