NotGeorgeCarlin

If George were still here today...

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

Let’s not be fooled. The machine is still grinding. We’re just puppets serving a greater cause. We are the neck downs. Servants of vanity and greed. Too weak to fight. Too lazy to see.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

Its time to pull the trigger on that rusty Bronco you thought about selling. I’m sure you can cut a deal with someone today. The gloves are off on a profit margin.
Guilt free.

[✰ 𝓔 @moniib0]

I love when people get married & you can obviously tell why their partner is marrying them 🥺

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

FAAFO from the most elitely trained civilian military on planet earth.
When you hear the marching of boots……run.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

If your greatest strength is still your biggest weakness, you still gotta fix that shit, already. @rayJeromewalls

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

@Upstart get your ___ straight cant make a payment. Its 2023

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

#goose. Cant edot tweets. How ironic.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

@RegsCoffeeHouse @willlochamy #giise is the real deal. I’ve been (Or they’ve) under a rock. @Bryan_Not_Brain and I miss y’all on the tweeder.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

@Bryan_Not_Brain and i miss you and tqotd. I completely understand and respect it tho. Just sayin. @willlochamy @RegsCoffeeHouse us leftover tweeters that hate fb.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

@RegsCoffeeHouse @willleahy @Bryan_Not_Brain bring out ya dags!

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

QOTD @willlochamy @RegsCoffeeHouse @BhamMtnRadio like old WWII and disaster flicks, how soon should COVID Pandemic movies start coming out?

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

Be glad that portrait mode often doesn’t detect faces.
When it can distinguish a washing machine, then indeed the machine has taken over. And we’re doomed.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

It’s when you don’t know..that’s when you grow. Crazy.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

If you sacrifice enough, eventually, you won’t suffer. Crazy.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

100% guaranteed. Liquor stores make more on Christmas Day than anywhere else.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

Being from the South.

Me: “Hi, I’m Darryl this is my wife Ann, nice to meet you.”

Everyone else in the world:
“Howdy I’m Bubba, this is my 1st cousin Aunt Annie. Who i’s delight ted to call my ol’ lady. How y’all is?”

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

They always give the good guys the most superpowers.
So they always win.
When the bad guys are the ones with all the power.
They take our capes and crosses and twist them to make us believe anything they say.
Now That’s the real super power. #dc #marvel

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

When you realize..there’s a plague. Race wars. Curfews & panic. Keeps you up at night. Then in the middle of it, the roach you’re trying to kill morphs into code red & spreads its wings. Then everything else has balance. Except the shitstorm panic after a flyin FN roach.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

@BhamMtnRadio @IronCityGrill @curtiscallaway Hee haw’s all girl band.

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

Comas are important. Just like spelling. #bama

[NotGeorgeCarlin @CarlinNot]

If you’re a preacher that is hell bent (ptp) on having services via crowd gathering, please save yourself the fine/arrest and have it at Wal Mart.
Always a crowd there. #pricedrop #cleanuponailse4 #jesusbuiltmyhotrod #vanitySatansFavSin @RegsCoffeeHouse @willlochamy