Carlos Escobar

[y☄️ @ylazy8]

Are you desperate because she's a 10, or she's a 10 because you're desperate

[El Chigüire Bipolar @ChiguireBipolar]

Venevisión hace un esfuerzo para captar público joven transmitiendo novela de 1976 https://t.co/ephX7ZbYlB

[Luke 🇺🇸 @lateforapex]

Falcons look like they're about to invade Poland

[ZeroTrace @empiremike_]

"When the journey is long, choose shoes that are suitable, not beautiful."

[Se llama Lola. @CaraMia440]

Te imaginas el día que alguien te diga que le gustas y proceda a comportarse como si de verdad le gustaras.

[Andrew Forte @AndrewAsksHow]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Geo @Geo_AW]

There's no way that boy hit the rey mysterio ☠️

[Nathan ⭐⭐ @Nathavinga]

Lamine Yamal esta fundido y se le nota, no puedes saquear locales en París y a los 2 días jugar Champions

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Have you ever noticed all Korean entertainment is about class disparity?

Squid game, Parasite.. even Gangnam style.

[Eline @elinestark]

Que no se pierda la bonita costumbre de llamarle "comegato" al rockero, "comeflor" al hippie y "comemierda" al comunista.

[ؘ @escararbajo]

mi mejor review

[chesa @alanchesa95]

no lo captcha

[Rachel Williams @RachelKenobi]

Always remembering my favorite image after Palpatine was confirmed for TROS.

[Li (jason's version) lvs aye @repautat1on]

con mi hermano nos pusimos a ver otra vez naruto y estábamos así mientras merendabamos y naruto no se rendía con los exámenes chunin

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

el efecto mariposa si existe, imagínate q no hubiera contestado ese mensaje, tendría mi estabilidad intacta

[El Chigüire Bipolar @ChiguireBipolar]

"Yo soy clase media", dice joven que está a una gripe de declararse en bancarrota https://t.co/wpBOeI6jgY