Carl Ruiz

Dishwasher.

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Your “ friend “ is incorrect

[Daniel Denis @pikedanny]

@carlruiz settle something for me, please. My Puerto Rican friend down here in Miami seems to think a Cuban sandwich contains mayo. I maintain that the Cuban contains only the following: pork, ham, Swiss cheese, mustard, and pickle on Cuban bread. Your thoughts?

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

@ramrod_40 @lululemon

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Who makes the most comfortable sweatpants?

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Godspeed Drew

[Drew Siegs @ChewSiegs]

@carlruiz #Ruizing

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

@janelj2004 Thanks

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Elastic waist pants / Velcro Sneakers

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

@DCHomeSearch @ChapsPitBeef

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

My lord this sandwich is national treasure. @ChapsPitBeef

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

This is how we all die

[Daily Express @Daily_Express]

Antarctica scientists find bizarre creature 3,500m under ice: ‘Like nothing seen before' https://t.co/H7VLrrvbMa

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

With the invention of the refrigerated railroad car in 1868 food started moving freely from state to state. https://t.co/i5dQFLlTHl

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

You are not missed Mark.

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Delicious Crab Cakes with collard greens and red beans and rice. Heaven. #ruizing

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

One of my favorite restaurants. Remember @Sherrod_Small ? https://t.co/plGDP0Kbeg

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

@blevinsrebeccas

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Red lobster is fine as long as it’s fried. And the biscuits.

[Dan Heerdt @THEDanimal]

@carlruiz we are at Red Lobster because my son destroys All-you- can-eat shrimp there (122 last time) . what should I get, Chef?

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

@AliNotAlli

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

I’m in Maryland. I’m going to eat a crab cake. I know a good place for crab. So I’m headed there

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Dream car

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

I’m at the aquarium trying to catch me a smart one. #ruizing #learningandshit #aquameng #sushi

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

I’m 44 you Water Head.

[Carl Ruiz @carlruiz]

Absolutely perfect hand cut french fries homemade gravy. Be still my cold dead black heart. #ruizing @ChapsPitBeef