Carly

Helminthophobiac

[nani ❤️‍🔥 @iamhaunted13]

me when i hear someone say taylor swift

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

kanye a little bitch

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

An ever-growing contingent of fans believe that Taylor Swift is secretly gay, and are convinced 'Midnights' might be the album where she finally admits it to the world.
https://t.co/2ouwY3xWyC

[Laura @cocoaboots]

Yeah j balvin coulda kept that performance #VMAs

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

i think each week therapists should pick their most entertaining client and refund the cost of their session

[Raf Sanchez @rafsanchez]

I've just come back from three weeks in Moscow. I spent a lot of that time in our bureau, where the TVs are tuned to Russian state television.

A couple observations on what ordinary Russians are being told - and aren't being told - about the war in Ukraine:

[Carly @CarlyBeth_]

@Painline1 @davidalim a… saucy impact?

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“I’m an empath” -the worst person you have ever met

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

shoutout everyone who caught an L from the universe recently but got up this morning ready to keep going like “what’s up motherfuckers it’s me again”

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

It’s ok, Facebook and Instagram.

I too am down. 😔

[Alice @RationalBlonde]

if the US defaults we’ll have no choice but to convert the capitol building to a Spirit halloween

[Alex Peña @alexpena97]

Had a random old man come up to our table tonight asking to join us, so he did and helped us crush bar trivia tonight. Turns out George also worked in the Library of Congress and helped KEN BURNS on a couple films. S/o to George what a legend

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

#GoodEats

[benz mercedes @prehist0ric_]

I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.

[Carly @CarlyBeth_]

@Painline1 @Spotify Doooooo iiiiiiit

[DCist @DCist]

If you're not vaccinated, José Andrés wants you to get vaccinated. His restaurant group is offering $50 gift cards to anyone gets their first shot starting tomorrow. https://t.co/VUHEeC9UUT

[GL @gldivittorio]

More people have died from gender reveals than have gotten blood clots from johnson & johnson

[Clark Neily @ConLawWarrior]

One thing we have to talk about is why cops are so into traffic enforcement and why they'll fight hard not to have it taken away from them:
1. Cars are basically a 4Am-free zone, which means traffic stops are GREAT for conducting fishing expeditions to look for evidence of crime

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

It’s been a year.

#JusticeForBreonnaTaylor

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

The Snowflake Act.