Carly Mack

one word to describe me... sarcastic!

[Carly Mack @CarlyM31]

Overheard a teenager talking to her friend:

“I’m really tired, I only had 10 hours of sleep”

So you know.....screw you

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You know what’s insane....public health is asking people to practice social distancing so that we won’t have to isolate the city and yet you see thousands of people at groceries stores stock piling to prepare for isolation.

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Hey lady at the gym! I’m not short of breath and coughing because I have #coronavirus
I’m short of breath and coughing cause I’m super out of shape....

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How I can tell it was too long of a day at work....
Ordered a nonfat peppermint latte from Starbucks, drank half of it before I even realized it was a peppermint mocha...

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Heard at Coco's in WEM...
Customer: Can I get the brown sugar milk tea with pearl?
Cashier: What percentage sugar?
Customer: No sugar...

Weirder still, the cashier didn't even react....

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@888She @JDMorgan @JDMorgan Please wish my coworker Bonnie Chalmers a Happy Birthday. It would be the perfect way to start her 50th birthday with a bang!!!!

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Supper at Seoul Fried Chicken w/ an old work friend:

Me: what kind of fried chicken do you want?

Karen: I don't like fried chicken, I'll just get a salad.

Me: well you can at least have some of my fries...

Karen: I'm keto

WHY ARE WE HERE???

Still had the best time though 😝

[Carly Mack @CarlyM31]

Weirdest compliment I got from a co-worker:

"You have the perfect ears for headphones"

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At Costco Food court:

Me: Hey! Can I get a poutine, but can I get the gravy in a seperate container?

Cashier: You mean on the side?

Me: Well if that's what you kids are calling it these days....

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To the guy on the bus who leaned on me while sitting next to me on the bus, you are too comfortable on the bus.... and with people.....or high....or all of the above....

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At Coco's in West Ed.

Me: Can you do a Mango Black Tea?

Cashier: No, that's weird. It would taste weird.

So I guess the customer isn't always right...

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Waiting for the bus with a little girl and her mother.
You know what's motherly love? Giving your child your jacket when it's a torrential downpour.....and you are wearing a white tshirt.

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@brianscr151 @dholdencsr @ThePatriot293 @realDonaldTrump *You're

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Supper tonight

Me: Cohen do you like my green hair?

Cohen (4 yr old): yes, you looks like She Hulk. (Sorta a compliment)

Playing ISpy

Me: I spy with my little eye something soft.

Cohen: Your belly (definitely not a compliment)

#kidssaythedarndestthing

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Embarrassing moment at work:

Me to coworkers: "I'm off to my meeting with the director Leanne"

Coworkers: "Well first of all her name is Leslie."

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At the airport, a couple who I thought wasn't that much older than me called me ma'am...so my soul died a little. #whendidibecomeamaam

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In line at Starbucks after run, trying to leave space cause I'm sweaty, lady behind me had a different idea.#sweaty

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Bargain books @ Chapters r 50% off.
Cashier - "since u saved so much would u like 2 donate 2 our charity?" Well played cashier, well played.

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Last year, Pokémon Go dictated where I would run. This year it's geocaching.

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Conversation heard at the mall:
"You are from Armenia? I didn't know it still existed? Is it still a country?"