Carly Markowski

[marg ⸆⸉ @BetttysCardigan]

live footage of ticketmaster deciding who does and doesn’t get presale

[mel @interp1anetary]

jake gyllenhaal please make a post like this today i’m begging you

[female michael cera @petedocterfan]

The fact that I go to cal poly is silly

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I don’t know enough to speak on a lot of this, but I know angsty suburban white boys. If you want to break shit to live out your teenage anarchist fantasy, do it on your own time. If you think you’re doing that shit to show how MUCH u care about black lives, ur deluding yourself.

[Grace Varga @vargagagrace]

If the Swedish cannot handle the snow, we can’t either

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

my friends supporting my bad driving

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom

[Ed Myers Jr. @ed_jr8]

Okay Colorado this is yalls chance ⚠️ we starting a thread with all the bombest places to eat 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

UPDATE 2: Guys, guys. It turns out, the other person isn’t trying to hit the ball toward you, they are actively trying to hit it away from you. That sounds WAY harder. What the hell kind of rude activity is this??

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Guys. I checked out #Wimbeldon2019 and (I’m sure I’m the first to notice) it looks like tennis is fucking DIFFICULT. Will try asap and get back to you.

[Louis The Child @LouisTheChild]

This has to stop. If you’re coming to our shows please clean up after yourself

[Sabrina @stfu_sabs]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Me: It be like that sometimes

Therapist: No

[Austin Evers @Evers_51]

Imagine if we as a country hired the unemployed in our ocean states to do this. It would bring unemployment down and lead to less people being on welfare, as well as cleaning our oceans.

[Mina Park @minapark]

🗣 EQUAL PAY #USWNT

[Billie Jean King @BillieJeanKing]

Congratulations to the #USWNT on their 4th World Cup win! These athletes have brought more attention, support, & pride to women’s sport than perhaps any other team in history. It is long past time to pay them what they rightly deserve. 🇺🇸🏆🏆🏆🏆 #USAvNED #WorldCupfinal #EqualPay