Carly “CP” Palmer

[Akshay Bhatia Burner @akshayyburner]

If I end up in Charlotte post grad I’m putting a bullet through my dome

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

They should be required to wear the tight shorts

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@GCASHstanza Same

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@HurstonWaldrep2 @chucklesdawg So not true

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

I can’t work I can’t stop watching Los pollos tv

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@stevieJcuh Philly kitten

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

Snow day!

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

CP fell off

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

No one else on their way to work knows I’m listening to this

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@pantstent Ur a Chunky monkey

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

That girl is a real crowd pleaser

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

I don’t like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@pantstent Chud

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

Who up liking Instagram stories

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

Your Instagram story should not be 5 slides worth of birthday posts #hate

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

Watching shark videos

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@bagmonsta Me

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@theboatdrinker Thinking cheesesteak and wings and beer and Diet Coke

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

What fat ass dinner should I get

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

@MarkTwang69420 I’m working on it

[Carly “CP” Palmer @CarlyP69]

Being single on a Sunday hungover is actually the worst thing ever I can’t do this