Carly Nicole Phenis

[Papa Johns @PapaJohns]

Just ordered @PapaJohns! Use promo code PAPATRACK for 25% off your next regular menu price order. U.S. & Canada online only. #PizzaMood

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Few inches of snow and Midwesterners turn into different animals

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you for a side of ranch

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Roger. He gets jealous of his human baby brother. Acts out by stealing pacifiers and demanding to be held. 12/10 would meet these demands

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

*bird feeder attracts a woodpecker*

Josh: *looks at me upset*
“Why are you attracting woodpeckers to our WOODEN HOUSE...”

😂😂😂

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

Feeling Joyful 😄❤️ #Pastels

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

“HEY! DO NOT EAT MY PIZZA ROLLS” - A sentence I never thought I’d have to yell at my cat

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

Going to start a gofund me for my Target addiction ❤️🤷🏼‍♀️😊🎯

[Bree @_breezerz_]

Let's keep it going! What do you want to selfishly start a gofund me for? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤗

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Hey airlines, we’re not listening to your safety instructions. We’re all operating on the “if this flight lands, we’ll live, if it crashes we’re prob gonna die” policy...

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Honest Fixer Upper

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

When they offer chocolate to first time visitors at church 😂

[Live Action @LiveAction]

Protected:

☑️ Pandas
☑️ Jaguars
☑️ Seals
☑️ Sharks
☑️ Polar bears
☑️ Rhinos
☑️ Cheetahs
☑️ Tigers
☑️ Blue whales
☑️ Sea otters
☑️ Snow leopards
☑️ Gorillas
☑️ Orangutans
☑️ Brown bears
☑️ Grizzly bears

Not protected:

❌ Preborn children

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

@Holly_Rachelle #RiggedSystem

[Chad Nelson @CMNelsonPhoto]

A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

@Holly_Rachelle The fruit of the spirit

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

@DerekASpencer_ Honestly genius advertising on their part 🤷🏼‍♀️😏👏🏻👏🏻

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

@_breezerz_ Do ittt 🙌🏻

[Carly Nicole Phenis @CarlyPhenis]

It honestly astounds me how taboo marriage is in the world.
#ItsTheBest