Carly Rhodes

Opinions are my own and like, such as.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Jared Kushner's only going to get into jail because he's a legacy

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

This tweet is so childish, Roy Moore wants to date it. https://t.co/Keuq7hq5z8

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

27-0!? You’re right, this is criminal! #AllAboutTheU #CollegeGameday #NDvsMIA

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

This made me cackle and I pride myself in never showing outward emotion. Love @BuckyIsotope’s brain. https://t.co/P1ckkHymv8

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Mario holds Luigi’s hand. “It’sa me, Mario” he sobs. Luigi stares blankly into the distance, recognizing no one, his mind ravaged by disease

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

I have pumped up
the jams
that were in
the club

and which
you were probably
saving
for night

Forgive me
they were dank
so fleek
and so hot

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

Thank you to @chefjoseandres @Bethenny @Lin_Manuel for using your voices/connections/reach to get the work done that our gov should be doing

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

This thread. Including the plot twist. But more importantly bc of the analogy. #guncontrolnow https://t.co/f64GOu2Usg

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

Why spend money on making your product actually work when you can use that cash to pay two separate actors!?

[peace prize @_gabynobel]

Nothing but respect for MY president. Dale https://t.co/PIdZdD5Laz

[Tracy Hudak @Hudakivity]

Thank you #NFL #NBA #WNBA #MLB athletes and leaders & anthem singer Rico Lavelle. Fighting for justice is patriotism. #TakeAKnee

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

Can you turn this into a poll I need to know the answer @chrismelberger https://t.co/U5kMWmzv3k

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

if chance the rapper becomes president is he chance the president or president chance the rapper or chance the rapper the president

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

*Trump’s adult sons*
GOP: Children

*Fertilized eggs*
GOP: Children

*Children brought to America*
GOP: Not children

[jarrett hill @jarretthill]

THIS.

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

8/14: Racists are bad

8/15: Some racists are very fine people

8/24: I’m tough on racists

8/25: This pardoned racist is a patriot

[Jamil Dakwar @jdakwar]

Sends clear message emboldening white supremacists:

A white statue is more valued and protected than the bodies of men and women of color. https://t.co/k6rw2DvrkU

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

Srsly, I'm so happy you're at that concert. But let that be enough. https://t.co/KikiGHRLmn

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

Honey, you're in the nosebleed section. Why are you posting that on social media!?

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿 https://t.co/f6ObVv8xeM

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. #HeatherHeyer https://t.co/tFDHslkMpJ

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

Monday was a script.
This is the real Trump.

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

@nicolesingleton I also have trouble reading/comprehending double negatives but I'm 80% sure we have the same shredded wheat roof.

[Carly Rhodes @CarlyRhodes]

I'll never become a full adult bc I can't stop burning the roof of my mouth on hot foot or using finger math when I have to add 8 to any #.