Carly Costelloe

Life finds a way.

[wackers @wackersTM]

Me reading my email from Radiohead at a Charlie Kirk rally:

[cerys ⊬❤️‍🔥🩸 STEG DAY @dragpathhowell]

my body doesn’t know the difference between mcr london tickets going on sale today and being held at gunpoint

[FIN. @TebiRex]

Work drinks are like kidnappings. If you end up at a second location you’re fucked

[Carly Costelloe @Carlyfacex]

I can’t remember a time I wasn’t in this ticketmaster queue

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

If women really could ‘fuck their way to the top’, there’d be a hell of a lot more of us up there

[Ellis @_Ellis_92]

Ticketmaster site anytime there are tickets for sale... #Ticketmaster

[Fash Daddy! 🇪🇸🇦🇷🇳🇴 @thefashygram]

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE

SPREAD THE GOSPEL TRUTH 🙏🏾

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

you’re not demure you’re demonic

[SOPHIE VENZ @sophievenz]

I’m so obsessed with the Ashley Madison documentary of men being like “I had no idea this would be the biggest mistake of my life” like oh? you thought cheating on your wife would be chill? yeah no i can’t believe this didn’t work out for you

[Josh Franceschi @joshmeatsix]

IM SO STRESSED OUT & I DON’T EVEN NEED A TICKET ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[Josh Franceschi @joshmeatsix]

Fuck me, we’re not Taylor Swift….Dunno what’s going on. I am trying to get to bottom of it. Just keep trying.
Keep entering your codes. It will work eventually lmfao

[jazzy cat lover ⁷ 😻 @heheslayyy]

the you me at six presale is making me want to kill myself 😍

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

hey! sorry i didnt get back to u. i havent formed a thought in 6 days.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

BREAKING: Jurassic Park is closing early today. A lot went wrong way quicker than normal.

[Linda™ @Lindellions]

for no reason what so ever here’s harrison butker eating absolute shit 🫶

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

harrison butker seeing a woman open microsoft excel

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

harrison butker seeing a woman get a part time job

[Pete @post_liberal]

Not a mobile phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.