Carlyle

[brine brain barbie🍸🥒🫒 @Kysadilla]

Hey (with the intention of asking if you’re going to eat your pickle)

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

As for me and my house, we will go to Clark’s Pump and Shop

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@JoBethRice I feel personally victimized by this statement

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@Austin_Hurley1 Someone sounds fussy. Not sure if it’s you or the infant

[Steven Grant Ramey @SteveRame]

you are exactly where you need to be...
@skhinderliter
@Cody_JThompson
@emmadavis7
@paytonpaluch
@CarlyleClark

[fosters_home4imaginaryfriends @christiannajane]

Girls on the bachelor at 24 vs me watching the bachelor at 24 #TheBachelor

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@_peav_ @TheDonFather859 Lol I’d say @ me but you’d never find my handle since you can’t even spell my name

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@mcfafsatitz She 100% knew what she was doing with that one

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@mcfafsatitz HAHAHAHA I’m crying. I sent this in my friend group this morning and asked wtf this was and why we all followed her

[deirdre @artbydeirdre]

A relationship should be 50/50. You give me the pickle that came with your meal and I eat it

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

when you think about it, it’s not so much a nap as it is an emergency shut down

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@KariExplains not my chair not my problem

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@maddyryan14 and not being able to get my rings off for 5 days

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@SteveRame @MurphyBrooke salt is arguably the most important part of a meal

[Carlyle @CarlyleClark]

@Austin_Hurley1 @MurphyBrooke I feel attacked