Barstool Carmel

A Carmel Indiana based Sports Account. Just a bunch of High Schoolers talking Sports. In no affiliation with the Barstool Organization. #SAFTB

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@BarstoolBroncho

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@BarstoolBroncho When will you learn to stay in your lane?

#20Points #NextYear

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@BarstoolBroncho When you learn to quit sucking

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

Classic Fishers move.

Tries to stay relevant however continues to fail epically. Sad!

[Barstool Fishers @BarstoolFishers]

HA

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@BronchoBarstool Yeah...if you can beat Noblesville.

Thats our biggest roast yet.

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@BronchoBarstool How many state championships?

You are one of the most irrelevant schools in Indiana

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@BronchoBarstool At least we aren’t “suckin dick” at football

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

But these two guys have more offers than your entire team😳

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

Breaking:

Carmel will rest players and bring up Creekside Middle School’s 8th Grade squad for the first two games of Sectionals

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

Already 0-1😰

[rachel @beefynip24]

CHSVB is back!! come out and support this season!😼🔥🏐

•Monday, August 13~HSE!
•Tuesday, August 21~Avon
•Tuesday, September 11~LN
•Monday, September 24~SENIOR NIGHT (Pike)
•Tuesday, September 25~Cathedral

[Jim Inskeep @carmelathletics]

Greyhounds win Boys & Girls MIC All-Sports Championships for 22nd Consecutive Year!

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

So um.. when are they implementing shot clocks into highschool basketball?? https://t.co/Qi3wYlgOR9

[Jim Inskeep @carmelathletics]

Hounds lead Westfield 4-2 after one quarter. Rocks hold the ball for almost 6:00 of the period.

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

Carmel, HSE, and Noblesville trying to decide who should delay first.

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

Carmel Swimming stat of the day:

If Carmel Girls Swimming were a high school of their own, They would be...

32x State Champions (31 in a row)

5th in Total School IHSAA State Championships

in the top 1.18% of State Champion winning schools

#Domination

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

Send them to the Olympics as an independent nation https://t.co/angO3SNKNI

[SwimSwam @swimswamnews]

2017 Swammy Awards: High School Team of the Year Carmel Girls https://t.co/nWAdoIb4gq

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

Which one of our 145 State Championship would you like us to tweet about?

We can actually fit your 4 titles in a tweet. https://t.co/7Dp9PolmCK

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@kyle_strakis lol bro you get alerts about 5th Grade Basketball games. The roast writes itself

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@AlanTSpoon1018 You know we’re doing well when the best roast is that we have money #noshame

[Barstool Carmel @CarmelBarstool]

@AlanTSpoon1018 How was the student section that didn’t win the banner? #stillontop

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There is a reason “Millers” have 2 L’s.