Carmz🥱

Ex member of the Twerk Team. Natural Buzz Kill. IG:karmasaurusrex

[Carmz🥱 @CarmensaurusRex]

Misunderstandings shouldn’t be the demise of a relationship. Communicate!

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I remember one time my mama pulled up to Wendy's after church. She literally told us "y'all get something on the dollar menu bc I'm cooking when we get home".. she pull up to the window and ask us what we want. my lil brother order first. This nigga ordered a Dave's double combo (he was like 9)... before he could get the whole order out his mouth my mama drove tf off! 😂😂😂 me and my sister still mad about that shit damn near 20 years later 😂

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Okay so you’re saying Caitlin Clark overdosed on fentanyl and the player on top of her is a hero

[Warren @swd2]

How about adultery? That’s actually in the Bible.

[R Vizzle @RickyFromMiami_]

WHO DID SHE PASS ????? I really hate that Megan has encountered this many weirdos in such a short amount of time. I hope Meg obliterates her on the album.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

To everyone who's upset that trump's name was removed from the Kennedy center i would like to point out that you can find his name mentioned more than 30 thousand times in the epstein files 👍

[ً @prinkasusa]

I learned that wolves often prefer women over men because the smell of testosterone can irritate them.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[✨🔻Chelby 🔻✨ @TheChelby]

These will be the glasses pedophiles wear to the beach to watch your children, and Kylie is fine taking money for that.

[Pattagold 🐱✨ @everytimeigoout]

This is like seeing weed become legal while u sit in prison for a 3.5

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Correct. If you keep saying the elections are rigged, but you won all the elections, what does that mean?

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

I’m sorry I doubted you

[miffy 🐻‍❄️ @miffypost1ng]

LOL THEY WONT TAKE ME CUZ IM AUTISTIC #noteventhearmywantsme

[ً @americanreqiuem]

this is genuinely insane.. they could never make me like you kylie jenner

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

The real comedians aren’t tweeting in English 😭😭

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

"los argentinos no son racistas"

Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

My parents were in the middle of an argument when my dad proudly said, “I bought you a house and a car,” and my mum casually responded, “That’s standard procedure.” LMAOOO