CareBear

Carefully pessimistic

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@MegynKellyShow “All of our public services” such as they are. People like you used to rightly be ashamed of their hatred & hide under white hoods. You need to go back to wearing your KKK rags & we need to get back to bullying you & your ilk out of public discourse

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@icardo8 FWIW, 1 day of pro ballet training would make Zlatan cry like a baby

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@jasminegalx It’s like bitch, your sanctuary is owned by LVMH. Go outside, touch some grass

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@LambdaMatrix @Hoidy And you think nature conservation is something the insane clowns running the GOP care about? Be serious. Your peeps would deregulate any crumb of littoral conservation and build McMansions, data centers and parking lots all up in there. Put an ugly-ass hotel and golf course, too

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@HereThere2705 @WilsonTball @Hoidy They had CENTURIES to amass wealth through this little known scheme called SLAVERY. Pretty fucking weird they didn’t and relie on CA to send them child support whilst talking out the side of their mouths

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@HereThere2705 @Hoidy Are they supposed to go to places that have no money? How’s going to the broke-ass South gonna help them?

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@LambdaMatrix @Hoidy Paradise and it’s their fucking soul-eating suburbs and a succession of strip malls.

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@nzTracy1 @OrevaZSN Retirement jobs? JFC do you hear yourself?

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@OrevaZSN Call me crazy but I think they also ought to be able to take a vacation break somewhere pleasant once in a while

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@MarkJCarney No one asked for that, Mark.

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@CryptidPolitics He’s probably just perpetually confused because what the fuck kind of schizophrenic country plays their national anthem at a national tournament? Do you idiots routinely forget where you are and who you’re playing against?

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@mabukittens @StreetFashion01 Dude, not that I’m overly enthused about flags in general, but what other flag do you want on the French team’s merch though? 😅

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@LlZTRUSS Pretty much the only consensus we’ve ever come to

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@ChrisMartzWX Would “confederate bitch” be more to your liking?

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@cfcelbo @RuffusNussby @Ackermanfnz Gee guys, you’re so fucking pleasant though, it’s a wonder people go out of their way to avoid having to have a conversation with you 🙄

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@suchnerve @punishedherodor The UK has literal devolved Parliaments. Germany is a federation of regions. Spain has autonomous provinces. As per usual, Americans know nothing and still proceed to flap their lips with authority. Maine is like Texas in that all of you should got back to school.

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@Prigoose This is probably some kind of really fucked up rage-baiting but please, get those pictures of TODDLERS off the internet

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@shejuicypink @misslivejournal Please don’t propagate the picture of a child on the internet, JFC

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@DealWithLegend Oh we’ve known that for a while, bud

[CareBear @CaroInTheSnow]

@authenticWMN What the fuck kind of delusional world do you live in? This isn’t your private wardrobe. There’s 2.5 kids waiting for their mom out there, a shop clerk who doesn’t know you from Adam, a boyfriend waiting to chime in, a bored dad and a partridge & a pear tree. Get a grip.