Slave reparations!
I’m all in!
I’ve decided to personally gift £1 million Sterling to every single person my family ever enslaved.
Please form an orderly queue and bring:
• Ironclad documents proving my family personally enslaved you (bonus points if they include my great-great-grandpa’s signature and a Polaroid).
• Your birth certificate proving you were born before Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834.
• Proof you’re still alive (the gift can only be claimed in person, no ghosts, no estates, no “my ancestor told me so”).
Oh, and while you’re at it, maybe swing by the local cemetery with a shovel. I’m sure those poor souls buried since the 1800s would appreciate being dug up for their cheque. They’ve waited long enough, right?
Look, if we’re doing “reparations” for historical slavery, let’s do it properly: only to the actual victims. Not their great-great-great-grandchildren who were born free in the 20th or 21st century, sipping oat milk lattes while tweeting about “trauma.”
This isn’t justice, it’s a cosmic-level grift.
It’s like demanding the Roman Empire pay for the roads they built because some distant ancestor got conquered by Caesar. Or billing modern Italians for every Gaul who got turned into a slave 2,000 years ago.
Newsflash: No living person in Britain today was a slave under British law, and no living person in Britain today owned slaves under British law.
The people who suffered are dead. The people who profited are dead.
Their descendants, Black, White, Asian, mixed, whatever had zero say in it.
Chasing “reparations” from random taxpayers (including the descendants of abolitionists, coal miners, and people who arrived after 1834) isn’t healing historical wounds. It’s creating new ones while opening the most hilarious Pandora’s box in human history:
• Should Ireland demand reparations from Britain for the Potato Famine?
• Should Britain demand reparations from Denmark for the Viking slave raids?
• Should Italians bill Mongols for the sack of Baghdad?
• Should every African nation start invoicing each other for the centuries of tribal warfare and slave-trading that predated (and supplied) the transatlantic trade?
Where does the grievance chain end? 1066? The Bronze Age?
Lucy the Australopithecus getting stiffed on her cave rent?
Slavery was a universal human horror, practised by every civilisation from the Egyptians to the Aztecs to the Arabs to the Africans themselves (who sold millions into the trade).
Britain didn’t invent it.
Britain ended it, at massive cost, with the Royal Navy spending decades hunting slave ships while other empires kept right on going.
Demanding cash from people who never owned slaves, to give to people who were never slaves, isn’t “reparations.” It’s retroactive time-travel cosplay with other people’s money. It’s the ultimate participation trophy for historical victimhood: “My ancestor suffered, therefore I deserve a payout… even though I live in a free society with more opportunity than 99.9% of humans who ever lived.”
If you want actual justice, how about this radical idea:
Stop obsessing over who owes whom from 200 years ago, and start judging people by what they do today. Work hard. Build. Create. Don’t inherit grievances like their family heirlooms.
The desire for slavery reparations isn’t righteous anger. It’s lazy, entitled, historically illiterate greed dressed up as moral superiority, demanding a lottery win for a suffering you never endured, from people who never caused it.
My £1 million offer stands.
Just bring the paperwork.
And a time machine.
#Reparations
#Slavery
Oh, and fcuk you Lenny Henry.
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So @bbcnews doctored footage of @realDonaldTrump to make him say something he didn't.
The point is this. If even the BBC flagships, like BBC Verify and @bbcpanorama spread fake news...then what does it say about its standard news content?
Nobody should be paying for any of it.
The UK is facing a diplomatic and intelligence earthquake after Israel withdrew its diplomatic, intelligence and security support to the UK. This led to Foreign Secretary Lammy’s plane, which was en route to Tel Aviv, having to turn around mid-flight and return to Heathrow Airport.
Disgusted by the actions of Prime Minister Starmer, Foreign Secretary Lammy and other senior British officials towards Israel in general and towards Prime Minister Netanyahu personally, the Israeli government leader declared: “A country that abandons its allies in a time of need should not expect friendship in return.”
The British government is shocked to acknowledge that it is now defenseless against foreign terrorist threats after Israel abruptly suspended its historic role of protecting the UK from at least 17 planned terrorist attacks on British soil.
Israel feels betrayed by this British government.
The UK is now without £12 billion worth of critical Israeli cyber defence infrastructure and is at high risk.
The former head of MI6 has called the situation the biggest debacle in British foreign policy since the Suez Crisis, as Starmer and Lammy lurch from one anti-Israel diplomatic embarrassment to another, leaving Israel with no choice but to say “Enough!”
Get this gentleman's name trending Wayne Broadhurst...SAY IT LOUD SAY HIS NAME
I'm so sorry the leaders of this country let you and your family down and betrayed you, sir may you R.I.P 🙏
#WayneBroadhurst
I grew up in an era when mainstream women’s magazines told girls they needed to be thinner and prettier.
Now mainstream women’s magazines tell girls that men are better women than they are.
Israel is currently preparing a search, rescue and humanitarian team to send to Jamaica to assist in recovery efforts after the devastation of hurricane Melissa.
People across the world are calling for "Death to Israel".
They chant it in Arabic. They scream it in English. They say those exact words, they say "From the River to the Sea", they say "Free Palestine" - to them, it all means the same thing. Destroy Israel.
Do you think they know what they're calling to destroy?
Do you think they have a clue who Israel is? What she brings to the world?
This is "Who Is Israel: Volume 1 - International Aid"
Did you know....
In 1985, Israel sent a team to Mexico City to help them recover from an earthquake.
In 1988, Israel sent a mission to Armenia after an earthquake, sending aid and supplies.
In 1994, Israel sent a medical team and supplies to Rwanda to help the refugees after a civil war broke out.
In 1997, Israel helped Turkey put out a major fire that was threatening to burn down a city. (Yes. You read that right. Turkey).
In 2015, they helped Greece, Italy and other countries affected by the 2015 Middle East migrant crisis.
In 2016, Israel sent people to the UK to offer help for victims of floods.
In 2016, IsraAID went to Japan and Ecuador after earthquakes shook those regions, providing aid.
In 2016, they also provided earthquake relief to Italy, including temporary housing, food and water aid.
In 2016, it was relief in Haiti after Hurricane Matthew.
2017, Israel sent trucks full of medical supplies, power generators, food and blankets to Sri Lanka after a flood there.
In Operation Good Neighbor, Israel has treated over 10,800 Syrian civilians who have shown up at the border, seeking medical help. Syria.
July 2017, aid and equipment was sent to Montenegro to assist local firefighting efforts.
August 2017, Israel was the first country to send aid teams to Sierra Leone after devastating rains and mudslides.
Also in August 2017, teams sent to Texas to provide relief after Hurricane Harvey hit.
September 2017, the IDF spent Rosh Hashana digging out victims after an earthquake in Mexico City.
This is who you're calling to destroy...this is the type of country you're saying you don't want to exist anymore.
So. Ask yourself.
If this is what you don't want, what types of countries do you want?
Michelle, it’s not complex.
If you’re a gay man, you are exclusively sexually attracted to other men.
End of story. Period. Fin.
However, if you really enjoy your daily ritual of humiliation, do please continue to post your harbingers of batshit insanity for our pleasure.