Ativan Halen

it all started when i was born

[໊ @posessives]

showgirl not being in anyone’s top albums

[savanna… @girlwhoishigh]

Because it’s really bad ❤️

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[𝓀 ꕤ @kuntykentin]

your capitalist queen and maga teacher are getting married 🧨

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Hey, I've never played a video game before: does the government putting the leader's head on a giant banner mean he's the good guy?

[jame @jamefaqs]

this tweet is an all timer. gonna be thinking about this one ten years from now

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

a love language.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me and my boy drunk at the Taco Bell register at 1:30 am trying to order an item that hasn't been on the menu for years

[Ativan Halen @CarolinaSong]

when a hockey player calls u a beauty, u have to understand that’s a sign of great respect in their culture. literally the highest compliment they can give.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

when everyone replies to your story except the target

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

I can't see pics of my friends exploring exotic places without also imagining them having diarrhea

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

king

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

I'm not doing this alone, we gonns cry together as a family!

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

A lawyer on TikTok is performing a weekly list of recently arrested pedophiles in America simply to point out that it’s all youth pastors and politicians, not drag queens

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Every one of his tweets is just like, "Imagine you did a crime and then went to prison for it. Well, that's my current situation."