Sensei Titty Chop

Observer and commentator of wild and reckless behaviors from a reasonable distance.
Mom 👸🏾🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈
VSU💙🧡 Regent💙💚 Alumna.
MPA 2020
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[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

Hey! We're scheduled for surgery to remove the tumor on June 17th.
I've created a list of things that will either support our trip or allow us to support other families
https://t.co/G6IGkBHG08

Any contribution or share is helpful and appreciated.

Cashapp & Venmo $kjean85

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

Happy Friday, y'all.
Medical journey update
Baby girl has started taking medication to shrink the tumor. This requires weekly visits to CHKD for labs. We'll most likely have to make at least 2 more visits to Philadelphia. She is in great spirits all things considered.

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@SociologyGirl Please call me out if you ever see me behaving that way

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

It is very easy to spot the women that think being married to a man puts them on a pedestal above unmarried women.

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@BeingJamilaJ I adore you my virtual sister! Thank you so much 🥰🥰🥰

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

He loves this little girl like he gave her his DNA. He sat up the projector in the front yard because I wanted a movie night outside. I am all in on Halloween, he could care less but dragged my decorations out of the shed and help set up because it makes me happy!

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

Don't let social media fool you. There are black women being loved correctly everyday all day by black men in real life.

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

They'll be the same ones making 13 part tiktok series crying if they didn't get invited. https://t.co/d7WWcpZGgl

[Meredith Grey @ChocolateRain__]

you guys are such losers. omg, enough!

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@siiikaaaaaa @wakeupflawless0 *leaving them under the care of a trusted adult
I know how obtuse this app is, have to lay it all out.

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

Oh, you're the shitty friend. I bet you wanted those same friends to a spend high opportunity weekend to see you marry your husband

[star anise @anisenot]

Like, please go travel

Sure, let’s plan a mini girls trip

Why oh why do you think my husband & Iwant to spend a high-opportunity cost weekend celebrating your birthday

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@siiikaaaaaa @wakeupflawless0 Leaving your kid for 48 hours isn't neglecting them. Friendship should be reciprocal. You shouldn't be the only one who benefits. Of course you can't spend the same amount of time after being married/having kids but the why oh why is very nasty spirited

[Aeon ★ Mac :) @LilRooftop]

@anisenot @tikiitavvii @littlebillie Doing a lot of uncharitable assumptions with no evidence to back yourself lol

[Tori @torigates]

it's literally fine if you don't want to do something and politely decline but if because I care about this person is not enough to answer "why would I want to?" then maybe you just don't like your friend? and then shouldn't expect them to show up for you either

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@yaQuizzle Like why be mad about your friend made a big deal about their birthday? If you can't go, you can't go but the invite shouldn't be a bother

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

My cousin planned her 40th in Costa Rica, we had a blast. In my husband's vows he said he couldn't see himself on that trip with anyone buy me and knew he'd marry me. Either you're a miserable person or need better friends.

[star anise @anisenot]

Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@yaQuizzle Exactly. If her friends force her to go/make her feel obligated, she needs better friends. However based on her other tweets she's just a crummy friend

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[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[ce² @lovesymptom]

i would've had to let her down unfortunately

[Umami the Dreadful @YioneUmami]

She played yall goofy asses

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@unamused_mango Lots of people People forget this very quickly once they get into relationships. I tried to be very considerate of my bridal party. I covered their makeup to show my appreciation. I've told my girl group to call me out if I ever start being a bitch

[Come on baby, you can thrive @unamused_mango]

What married parents don't get is how much fucking money they expected their friends to shell out for their bach parties, bridal showers, engagement dinners, wedding weekend itself, baby showers, birthday parties... the list goes on. God forbid one single childless lady wants to celebrate ONE DAY FOR HERSELF.

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@SociologyGirl Several people brought up their relationship at the wedding and rehearsal and folks were crying every time! He was like I didn't think I did anything spectacular. I said you show up for her and that's most of the parenting gig.

[Sensei Titty Chop @ConsciousFilth]

@MissE_not_missy Also, did 14 really make it better?!