Come on baby, you can thrive

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@Spanish_Techno Until she needs people to show up for her...

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@ConsciousFilth These friends are going to expect so much when the first round if divorces starts happening...

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@ConsciousFilth 100%. It is very telling when people get into marriages and parenthood who loved you for you, and who just loves you to be an audience member to witness their milestones.

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What married parents don't get is how much fucking money they expected their friends to shell out for their bach parties, bridal showers, engagement dinners, wedding weekend itself, baby showers, birthday parties... the list goes on. God forbid one single childless lady wants to celebrate ONE DAY FOR HERSELF.

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@ConsciousFilth THIS THIS THIS!

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@Just_Monet I think you nailed it tho. There's obviously missing information here which is she is clearly a flake in general and wants the internet to tell her she's a great mom and her friend is putting undue pressure on her. Not gonna happen here!

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@SarAllyce @MogLifeLabs The only correct answer to this is Bases Dead Sea Magnesium.

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@4kcardi It's ugly though.

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@megha_lilly Some might say, the black people of white people.

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Never give an ugly guy a chance. Iron law of dating.

[Minawawa 💫🦭 @minawawawaw]

Bro had a tiny glow-up and first thing he does is cheat on his wife and mother of his children

Can't believe I once respected this guy

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I cannot go one day without opening all the doors and windows in my house. If I do, I truly sense a vibe shift and it feels awful!

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I won't stand for Carole hate. I still love her.

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@feelingbonkers And he keeps his gun on him 24/7 365 and he's paranoid and HIGH

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@boochiemeat Omg youre so right, stop. How did I not put that together?

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Sonja "quits drinking" the same way I do. Like, cutting back counts. #TheGoldenLife

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Legitimately I'd rather live in Juarez than the Bible belt.

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Average Protestant puritanical nonsense.

These are the same people who complain about the low birth rate lol.

So glad I'm a raunchy Italian Catholic born to people who love to drink, gamble, party, stay up all night, and submit to the authority of a loving creator.

JOY is the frequency of the universe!

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

This is a great point. Romantic comedies glamorize sex and partying. Everyone is having a great time. Who needs God? Meanwhile the message of horror is that demons are real, human evil exists, and this leads viewers naturally to ask what is the remedy.

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Wait did Dorina really say she's suing Sonja for calling her unfuckable? Is that like, a real thing you can be sued for? 😂😂
#TheGoldenLife

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Quote of Episode 1:
"There's a rumor Ramona's bossy. I heard it at church."
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#TheGoldenLife