Caroline Newman

I am Caroline. She/Her. This is my twitter. I like computer science, dance, and board games.

[Ty Turner @skeletyturner]

get in loser we're starting a queer hippy commune

[kayla kumari upadhyaya @KaylaKumari]

My parents sold their house like a month ago but my mother JUST realized she did not uninstall the special fire alarms she had put in that are a recording of her own voice screaming at me and my sister to “GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE MOM’S CANDLES CAUGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE”

[New Jersey @NJGov]

BREAKING: Delaware has been removed from the quarantine list, however it remains on the dunk list

[Matt Smillie @notmatt]

I am preparing mentally for “never”:

- no coronavirus we know creates herd immunity naturally
- strong indicators of large-scale vaccine refusal
- asymptomatic transmission won’t go away
- devastating effects on people like my partner
- a pretty bad outlook if I caught it

[Pina✨ADHD Alien Comics @ADHD_Alien]

Don’t mind me, I just got out of bed and need another 2 hours to *really get out of bed*

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

Not enough yoga

[Ninji (has moved) @_Ninji]

i have spent half an hour lying down in bed looking at twitter. it is time to proceed to the next phase of getting up, which involves half an hour sitting on the edge of my bed looking at twitter

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

i may be depressed but at least im not a fucken idiot who refuses to wear a mask

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

I’ve been wearing an underwire bra since I was twelve you can wear a mask

[Sims Community @TheSimCommunity]

things I will NOT tolerate during the Nifty Knitting news cycle:
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- comments saying "who wanted this"

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

If more testing creates more cases, and Trump gets tested every single day, then… shouldn’t he... ya know... be the most likely person in the world to get it?

[Tori Sampson @iToriSampson]

Naya, you saved your son. You’re the best mother.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

d.c. about to get a new jersey

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Me: I want to see what discussion this tweet inspired.

Twitter: Here, I put the worst possible take on top so that you can lose all faith in humanity.

[laura-blaise @BlaisinSquad]

in what is possibly the best news I have ever received in my life, my friend's cat went missing and was located attending a child's birthday party in a neighboring garden along with several of his local cat friends

[Caroline Newman @CarolineMaeN]

@NehemiahKiv A child

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

The news is so disturbing and anxiety inducing so to relax my husband and I are watching The Shining

[Ninji (has moved) @_Ninji]

“disco duro” sounds like an eclectic underground music genre but in fact it’s just the Spanish for “hard drive”