Caroline Wasson

Accountant, Dog parent, Trekkie, Knitter.

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

My favorite part of the halftime show has got to be the Bengals kicker sitting by himself on bench to watch the performance rather than going into the locker rooms with the rest of the team.

You do you, boo.

[Rebekah @InsbecktrGadget]

Like, I don't care about swimming that much but I feel obligated to have the Olympics on in the background? It's my patriotic duty to sort of watch these slippery fucks do shit that I simply cannot #TokyoOlympics

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@InsbecktrGadget @THicks48 You say that like that wasn't how you dated 😂

Doing nothing together is the best date.

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

I have a lovely mashup of the hymn "glory glory hallelujah" and "do you hear the people sing" from Les Mis stuck in my head.

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

im not in this photo at all

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@InsbecktrGadget Happy to hear it! Your potential pant predicament had me on the edge of my seat

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@InsbecktrGadget @NHSCats OK Rebekah but why does this entire humane society account read like you wrote the tweets 😂 I love it so much

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@EnfysBook 1 vote here for the lyrics to "Yeah Toast"

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@amerhodes

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

Surprisingly divisive family group chat topic for the day:

Egg salad: mustard or no? Discuss.

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

In honor of the "deadline" that isn't really a deadline this week, I needed to share this again. I will never stop laughing at this.

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

Cocktail naming competition at work and I just submitted the following:

The "You're an accountant? Can you do my taxes?" except instead of a cocktail it's a shot

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@amerhodes Not to shade. You never know

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Get you someone who looks at you the way Josh Allen looks at Stefon Diggs 😊

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

My boy Stefon! #DiggsJerseySwap #Sweepstakes

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@InsbecktrGadget So I read it wrong, Windmill cancer is sniffing the suburbs, which is less fun.

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@InsbecktrGadget Windmill cancer will SNIFF your 401K!! Beware!

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

@InsbecktrGadget I love your responses to these so much

[Caroline Wasson @CarolineRhodes2]

Trying to keep the election day anxiety in check by crocheting.

TBD on if it's actually doing anything other than shortening my Christmas Crafting list.

[Jeri Ryan @JeriLRyan]

Yeah. THIS.