Caroline Camp

[Reince Priebus @Reince]

.@HillaryClinton If anyone knows how to use a delete key, it's you.

[WSFA 12 Sports @wsfa12sports]

Former Trinity kicker Andy Pappanastos excited about joining #Alabama. https://t.co/T7fl7pFoG6

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

this christmas i asked santa to release me from my crippling self doubt & stress and he was like sorry we're out of that, here's a chocolate

[Caroline Camp @CarolineeCamp]

Love me https://t.co/70nPnzbJ4L

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

To you, you have changed our lives and no words will ever be good enough to thank you for what we have done together.

[Inappropriate Charm @LackOfShame]

Me: Goodnight.

Brain: Pssst.

Me: What?

Brain: What disease do you think we have?

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

😭😭😭

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

Another day, another 77 cents

[kim @KimmyMonte]

A burrito.. in a bowl? Sure that sounds great! And while you're at it, why don't you rip the blankets off me while I sleep, u piece of shit

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule

[em @girlfr0g]

bae:come over
me:The Incredibles is on tv
bae:my parents aren't home
me:it's limited commercials
bae:i need u
me:he can't find his supersuit

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If we ALL go back to bed, there's nothing they can do.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Every morning when my alarm goes off, I think "This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Sorry it took so long to text you back, I was just eating dinner and my phone died and I left my phone in the other room and some other lie.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

there's now at least 3 buzzfeed employees who could be GQ cover models and im being told by HR that im not allowed to talk about it

[caroline @carolglard]

how do people talk on the phone while running? also how do people run