Carrie

lover of kind people | probably overdressed

[Carrie @Carolinegrace_m]

special talent includes walking around the house while everyone is cleaning and making it look like I'm helping but I'm just taking laps

[ℑ𝔰𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔯 @lekzandr]

This has been stuck in my head for the past eighteen hours

[Sophia Armen @SophiaArmen]

all I see is hummus

[Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV]

People who enjoy salt & vinegar chips are a sturdier breed, more prepared for life’s challenges

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

I saw a guy at Starbucks today.
No iPhone.
No tablet.
No laptop.
He just sat there.
Drinking coffee.
Like a Psychopath.

[Guido 🎃 @heyyguido]

Teenagers who trick or treat at my house still get candy because there is so much worse they can be doing than enjoying their youth you assholes.

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

[James @CaucasianJames]

people always asking me if i miss school. i haven’t had to cite my sources in years i’m glowing

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

I am an OB/GYN. What are your fucking qualifications?

[Ms. Worldwide @Clare_Loo]

How do I get 100,000 people to each Venmo me $1? No reason. Just wondering..

[TARIQ @notorioustrq]

Stormi in the morning:

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
(At whichever volume or energy level is most helpful)

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

lady gaga: “my heart would break without you. might not awake without you. been hurting low, from living high for so long”

12 year old me who had never experienced love, drugs or anything close:

[liz @unrealizzztic]

boys that will definitely ruin your life:

1. any boy named kyle
2. all matts
3. chads (or anything with -ad)
4. any variation of zachary
5. any guy whose name starts with j