Carolyn Fox

A husband, two sons, three brothers, please send help!! Definitely menopausal, you have been warned.

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@BeckyJNorfolk Ta for the info

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@BeckyJNorfolk Thanks

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

Rather than sorting out the issue themselves. Pretty poor when we've spent over £2.5k of our hard earned money with you. Should have listened to my dad and gone to @isyourhouse

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

After receiving awful customer service from @OfficialFV for the last 8 months, we probably shouldn't be surprised that when we complain to their customer experience team about the paltry 'good will gesture' they offered us they advise us to speak to the Citizens Advice Bureau

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@johncmcdonald That is amazing

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@Zetty14 Oh no they want to take them, I watched them fly off with one of them hence the reason they are all now tied on. 😄

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

Two enormous crows are frequenting our garden and trying to make off with our feeders. Adam has now tied them on & the crows are fuming. They have white feathers in their plumage and therefore are collectively known as The Vitilicrows

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@NoelClarke Yes, yes and probably more than I appreciate

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

The baby starlings in my garden have gone feral. I thought my boys could decimate a food shop in minutes but the birds are insane. Current record 5 fat balls in less than 24 hours 😆

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

Peak bants on the family chat today. My sister in law will never tell a better joke than this. I will also never return to Timanfaya National Park

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

My youngest son has just introduced me to the New York Times Mini Crossword and safe to say battle lines are now well and truly drawn.

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@LestahCiteh Had to get my brother to cast his legal eye over it, though, as I couldn't work it out

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@LestahCiteh Wording is really shit but looking at email I'm not certain we were successful in the ballot for the original guaranteed tickets but were included as part of a supplementary ballot where any remaining tickets were available on a first come, first served basis. Poorly worded email

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@CreativeSpot_ @BBCNews @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK @RoyalFamily Same here, clicked the link and just get 'tickets are currently unavailable from Ticketmaster' message.

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@CPgemCreations @amberkraken Agree with this. We just apply for midday recordings in the middle of the week. We were lucky to get tickets to series 12 & 13 but think it is just pot luck, we will probably never get them again. Good luck, I hope you get to go as it is great fun

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@sianharries_ No clue, I've been sitting on the bed with one sock on and one sock off for the last 15 minutes thinking I ought to do something useful

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@Martha_Gill @caitlinmoran As a mum to two sons, sister to three brothers, daughter to a dad who is one of the best and wife to a husband who on most days I wouldn't swap for another I couldn't love or agree with your post more. Thank you

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

@wisdomsaway Ha ha, I didn't consider him, but now you mention it......

[Carolyn Fox @CarolynLFox]

The current state of my car and to be clear, my boys are almost 21 and 19, so I'm assuming they'll never grow out of this #livingwithboys #sendhelp