Caroline

cole slaw fanatic//mostly tweets about fruit

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Danger! Workers are doing too well! Call the Fed to shut that down! A conversation with former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers. Watch the full interview in our latest episode, now streaming on @appletvplus.

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

He makes his way to his favorite chair. He sits and kicks his feet up. The man takes a sip of his bottle. As he raises the bottle to his mouth you see the label. “Topo Chico.”***
Narrator: “Topo Chico. Relaxed at last”

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

***Disheveled man returns to a dimly lit apartment, makes his way to the refrigerator while loosening his necktie. Opens the refrigerator and the light radiates out. He runs his fingers through his hair while reaching for a green glass bottle. The label is covered…

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

As @SouthwestAir CEO Bob Jordan pretends to apologize—remember—SW got a $7B federal bailout, spent $5.6B of that on Stock Buybacks, gave their CEO a raise to $9.1M,& forced frontline workers to 16 hour shifts under threat of termination—while spending $0 updating their software😳

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

the pasta dinner 🥘 (1/2)

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

I’m the chief of well-being when I do my silly little skin care routine and make my silly little bed

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

@yoitsmetess 🧍‍♀️

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

Nothing more blissful than trotting around your e-bike on a summer night

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

its so hot when witches make that big soup

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

Tony and I went to a concert tonight and during the slowest most romantic song he grabbed my waist bent over and whispered in my ear his plan for dropping off the bed that we’re selling on fb marketplace tomorrow

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

@xtinahhhhh 🥺

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

Goodbye little flowers.

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

In the most brutal blow ever, the landscapers came and ripped out my wildflower garden (albeit unknowingly) I started last year😢

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

Fat cat summer :)

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

Everyone should hold deep down in their hearts the belief that they look the best when they’re having fun

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

When you have to update your work computer and it takes 20 mins in the middle of the day

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

When your AirPods have two different charged percentages it’s like what happened here

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

sometime you need two breakfasts sometimes you don’t need any ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Caroline @CarooStocks]

@critchplz One of my goals lately is to smell rich

[jannekeparrish.bsky.social @JannekeParrish]

Three weeks ago, I had a miscarriage. I was six weeks pregnant. I live in Texas, a state that has effectively banned abortions.

A thread about what it is to cease to be pregnant in a state where abortions are banned: