Michael Michael Motorcycle

100% man 100% motorcycle 200% believer of possibilities

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

I made my third youtube video which makes me an official youtuber. I would enjoy it if you watched

https://t.co/3tSgBPUuDD

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

@dgoold Hope you enjoyed it, king 🙌

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

@hdegrood How was it?

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@whitneytheband What’s wrong guys?

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@big_RT_thunda You are also a coward in my dreams, but you are the bravest man I know in real life

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

MILKTRUK cam

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@dumbidiotgirl16 You are right I’ve had a couple oranges today and they are a wonderful thing

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

Going through old notes on my phone and came across something special from 2020

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

@chillextremist MILKTRUK. Not interested in a better name. Just want to show her off

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

Hey guys I’ve been quiet on here for a while bc I’ve been making this horny ass game and I would be really happy if you downloaded it

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

@dr_josephd went to the store

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

I’ve watched this probably 50 times and idk it just reminds me that no matter how fucked, stupid, and ridiculous life can be, moments of supreme tenderness and beauty like this make it all melt away. I’m gonna keep watching it

[Stereogum @stereogum]

This unearthed Elliott Smith appearance on the 1995 FX morning show 'Breakfast Time' is the most surreal thing you'll see today.

https://t.co/OgSqooshqF

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

Do people fuck with Fritos? The plain ones as a snack? No dip?

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

@Hashmaggs #martinified

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

Tailgating an ambulance just to see if the person in there is ok

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

@Feldfrog Need you to make an hour long special that’s all bug jokes

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

My doomsday clock is also at 90 seconds to midnight (microwaving a frozen burrito)

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The Doomsday Clock was moved to 90 seconds to midnight today — the closest it’s *ever* been.

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

I’m in my chuckle era 2023 laughing just ain’t cutting it anymore

[Michael Michael Motorcycle @vroomvroooooom]

If this is indeed the end, I’d like to sign off with this. I’m a pooped up white boy goated with the sauce (also poop)