CarpDaddyG

SAHDaddy Extraordinaire, Golf Professional and One Opinionated Son of a Gun

[Brock Lusch @TheNOMADad]

Thanks to a good friend my son and I are experiencing his first college basketball game. #gobearcats #fatherhood #ncaabasketball #citydads #dadsftw

[City Dads Group @CityDadsGroup]

Dr. King, I Will Not Stand Quietly https://t.co/ZV7KszWqpW #MLKDay #citydads #dadlife #parenting

[Shannon Carpenter @HossmanAtHome]

“Can’t you stop whining and just eat your food” my 12 yo said to his siblings this morning and I swear to god I almost cried.

[CarpDaddyG @CarpDaddyG]

@HossmanAtHome Like 97 times a day it seems

[Shannon Carpenter @HossmanAtHome]

My 12yo never seems to realize when his shirt is on backward and inside out. Drives me nuts, and I have to get on him every day. I'm tempted to blame this on his mother's side of the gene pool.

Today, I got home and realized that my shirt was on backward and inside out.

[CarpDaddyG @CarpDaddyG]

Did you ever want to just really rant like no other and just tell it how it is b/c one damn dude is trying to ruin a good thing?? yeah me too.. but then I remembered.. the kids are up again soon from naps... whose got time for it.. except the one bad dude.. SMH #DADs

[TNAHDN @homedadnet]

We are proud that our organization is a space where all at-home dads are welcome to participate regardless of your age, race, creed or sexual orientation. #MLKDay
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#NAHDN #HomeDadLife #Fatherhood #Brotherhood
#Parenthood #DadsDontBabysit #HomeDadCon #StayAtHomeDad #DadsMatterToo

[Brock Lusch @TheNOMADad]

Moments in parenthood:
4yr old daughter burps after eating an after-lunch treat.
"Sometimes, I have marshmallow burps" 😂😂😂😂
and then "I also have marshmallow farts" 😂😂😂😂
#kids #Parenthood #athomedadlife #fatherhoodislit #fatherhood

[CarpDaddyG @CarpDaddyG]

@TheNOMADad Keep up the good work! don't let one bad seed ruin everything.. Ill keep lookin for you here!! Thanks for your hard work and efforts uniting DADs! We need it! #DADs

[CarpDaddyG @CarpDaddyG]

@GoodDadProjct Excellent. Share your story... love this.

[Angry Barman @angry_barman]

Customer: excuse me my drink is too strong.

Me: well that’s a rude fucking way to say thank you.

[A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut]

My oldest will start Pre-K later this year, so my wife and I decided to put him in a three-week "Pre-K prep course" at a local library, which started today.

And he handled it a lot better than I did, as I watched my little guy grow up before my eyes.

[Lessons from the Minivan @FromMinivan]

Me: Can you please help me with dinner?

14: Why can’t you do it?

Me: Because I’m exhausted and you’re old enough to pitch in.

14: I went to school all day and took two exams. I’m exhausted! What did you do all day that you’re so tired?

Me:

[Dad Bits @DadBits]

The teen years were specifically designed to prepare you for your kid moving out.

[Brock Lusch @TheNOMADad]

I was listening to a recent episode of the #dad2summit Podcast and it was mentioned that @OWTK Jeff was going to share his dress to impress knowledge. I really hope you and @mrdougfrench talk about this in an upcoming episode. The insight I gleaned a few years ago was helpful.

[John Cena @SohnCena]

My toddler has this condition where even though he knows the difference between right and wrong he does the wrong thing anyway. It’s called being an asshole.

[Dad Bits @DadBits]

My 9-yr-old son sang the National Anthem in Chicken “Bawks” to me this morning.

Pride doesn’t begin to describe how I felt.

In fact, Pride doesn’t describe it at all.

[Fresno Dads Group @FresnoDadsGroup]

We had such a blast exploring Lost Lake and everything it has to offer today on an amazingly beautiful day. #citydads #lostlake #optoutside #experiencesnotthings

[Brock Lusch @TheNOMADad]

As a parent I find it difficult to find motivation to be active for my health and I want to be motivated. Do you battle with this? #mentalhealth #MotivationMonday #motivation