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The world’s foremost expert in humility.

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Government and women.

Every problem in your life can be traced back to one of those.

Often, it’s women in government.

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@Bluegrassarts 🫶

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@Bluegrassarts Half Lion? Like a Liger?

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@janefkndoe That was in my wedding vows.

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@Richard_Harambe

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@Bluegrassarts Thanks. It’s been overall easier than anticipated, except for that one day.

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Day 6 of quitting weed:

I have woken up in the worst mood. Zero patience for anything, but not craving.

Pray for those around me.

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When Casey’s is out of pizza.

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In just a few short years she’ll write a book about we objectified her. Can’t wait.

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@EastEndJoe Sean

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me, hyping myself up every morning.

[s𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ @janefkndoe]

Maybe you’re the problem. You ever think of that, you fucking retard?

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@jld3 @ncorreyna Yup. Fortunate to have VA care covered, but fook me! When two med assistants stood behind me and put their hands on my shoulders right before I knew it was gonna be horrific.

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@ncorreyna @jld3 I’ll just live with the stone next time.

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@CallMeK1123

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I can see my house from here.

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Insane fact that sounds fake, but it's true...

The Mississippi river basin has more miles of navigable river than the rest of the world combined.

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@AmosFromWV

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@Bluegrassarts @NotChewsdayIsIt It’s the responsibility. You wouldn’t understand.

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@CheerfulNihil TBD. But I might need to pass a pre-hire test depending on the role.

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@NotChewsdayIsIt

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@TT_Sunshine_ @DubzyOnceAgain ‘sup

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@shalomninja