Carpet&Cork

pronouns: Nous/Vous. Musician/Producer/podcast host/Professional heretic. I tweet about things that make me happy: weed, theology, and music. Dm For Collab

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

Hey so I did a thing....
#ACaseAgainsttheModernMan
https://t.co/3Qqq6pItKF

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

im starting to understand the distant uncle

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@notthatchloe OG’s remember Dan Crenshaw and 9/11

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@noor_supernova7 @msquirrel20 .

[🐝🍑🥤 @peachmilfshake]

Hey guys! I think I need like 10 more followers on twitch to be affiliate! Can you help me out? You don’t need to watch me or anything tbh and like if you need me to boost a post of yours on X I will!

I’m peachmilfshake on twitch too!

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@peachmilfshake No kidding 😭😭

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@peachmilfshake Ok I was going to say, but it’s hard to know for certain anymore with what you read, so it seemed believable

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@peachmilfshake Fingers crossed that you don’t, water damage is no joke

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

Now what the hell did I do to you?

[peter updates @peterNolander]

You gotta be a real fat fuck to notice Taco Bell menu changes

[peter updates @peterNolander]

You gotta be a real fat fuck to notice Taco Bell menu changes

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@that_gai_gai Dang, that does suck, sending good vibes your way

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@that_gai_gai Hopefully you’re ok??

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

I have two what does this mean for me

[lei ♱ @divineleii]

stop dating if u have no car

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@that_gai_gai Oof I felt this

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@peachmilfshake Happy birthday!!!

[Marcus H 🇬🇧🔶 @MarcusH_01]

Jesus famously said to cut off food and medical aid to your neighbour

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@peachmilfshake Anytime! 😎

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@peachmilfshake Oh awesome! If you’re still struggling to get it setup feel free to reach out! The 2i2 can be a bit of a pain sometimes

[Carpet&Cork @CarpetCork]

@urmotheraisha @Roboticbones @BrodyFoxx No, he just called them a den of vipers and destroyed their place of business