Mark Carratt

East Midlands 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🐏 to Seattle 🇺🇸

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@joshpearson180

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@FabrizioRomano

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@QuibbleTheBrave @DanielH_LUFC @hughmcmanamon He has one set of Irish grandparents and one set of English grandparents, so he’s as ethnically English as he is Irish if that your argument

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@leeroyatkin @FBAwayDays Was unreal mate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@LuckyHeronSay @londonal48 They’re 300 miles away, it’s like the UK claiming Iceland cos it’s “an island directly off our coast”

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@bet365

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What a night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@richardosman Quansah is out,
So Spence gets the shout

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Me

[artetaIN @CFCshaas]

who would actually pay for 4 ice cubes

[Mark Carratt @CarrattyKid]

@CFCshaas Me

[Mark Carratt @CarrattyKid]

Celsius already does that in a much easier format, buddy:

0 degrees = Coat
10 degrees = Hoodie / Sweatshirt
20 degrees = T-Shirt
30 degrees = Nips Out

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Every Celsius defender in the comments keeps saying, “But water freezes at 0 and boils at 100.”

Buddy, I am not water.

I am a man trying to decide if I need a hoodie before I take a walk outside.

Fahrenheit answers that.

Celsius feel like chemistry homework.

[Mark Carratt @CarrattyKid]

@StanCollymore On top of any costs, kids must have medical insurance coverage to register for sports as well. There’s about 5 million uninsured kids here currently, and granted their parents may not be able to afford for them to play anyway, but it’s another barrier in place

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@NYCFirm @TerraceUltra It’s 15-24 year olds, I’d guess most 15-18 year olds are in school but maybe classed as “unemployed” ?

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Spoiler Alert: They’re the villain 😮

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i need a book written entirely from the villain’s point of view… except you don’t realize they’re the villain until the last few chapters.

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“Blood Pudding”

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Must be so tiresome when your only sense of joy comes from a team you don’t support beating another team you don’t support

[Manpreet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ManpreetPTFC_V5]

England won’t get that lucky again man. Full kitchen sink at Dr Congo fs, got away with one by having Harry Kane, got to admit. Some player

Mexico at the Azteca & if they somehow get through that Norway or Brazil

Don’t worry troops. The time is coming for the good guys 🙏🏾

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@GregScottTV That is first class

[🇪🇹 @v1nsmok4]

I have a database of over 100 fifteen and sixteen year olds who excite me more than this kid

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@TaylorTwellman Head to Head as the first tie-breaker is the biggest killer of competitiveness in the final group games