Queen of Queens

the devil works hard, kris jenner works harder

[Queen of Queens @CarrieMae_]

I WOULD DO ANYTHING. I LOVE YAMS.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

525 private jets departed Las Vegas after the Super Bowl ended. Several had paper straws onboard.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I am never deleting this app

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[Will Mac Aoidh 🍋 @WillMacAoidh]

Anya Taylor-Joy and her husband look like they would go to any lengths to win a figure skating championship.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

You’re an adult now, pick 3:

• full-time employment
• a consistent workout schedule
• fridge with food in it
• the will to live
• a significant other
• one large coffee

[John-Carlos Estrada 🎙️ @Mr_JCE]

How hot is in Texas?? 🥵🔥 This woman BAKED BREAD IN HER MAILBOX!! Roberta Wright, who lives in a suburb of Houston, posted these photos on Facebook to show just how hot it is! She truly baked the bread in her mailbox!! It took 45 minutes! 🍞😮

📸: Roberta Wright

[Ben Noll @BenNollWeather]

Route 218 (Storm King Highway/9W) in Orange County, New York/#HudsonValley has sustained catastrophic damage.

A summer’s worth of rain fell in a single day.

[Queen of Queens @CarrieMae_]

I love America. I love ordering sushi from a cab. I’m love nyc.

I am not made to go elsewhere. I have a bald eagle as a pet.

[Queen of Queens @CarrieMae_]

Me, the most competitive person, RACING to meet friends at dinner.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Google Maps option to race to a location

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

THERAPIST: stop holding yourself to unattainable standards, you can’t expect to be the best at everything right away

ME: ok

THERAPIST: I’m pleased you’re so open to—

ME: I will have more attainable standards than any of your other patients by this time next week

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

I understand why people on the west coast are upset that the smoke affecting NYC is a bigger story than the west coast wildfire smoke but they need to realize the lives of people in nyc and the northeast in general are much more valuable than those of people on the west coast

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

a june 12 birthday suggests grimace may have been conceived on september 11

[Queen of Queens @CarrieMae_]

@anika_michele The way I know exactly why you are writing this.

[Queen of Queens @CarrieMae_]

@InternetH0F Yay!

[Queen of Queens @CarrieMae_]

My brother and I are both disgustingly addicted to our Apple Watches and competing against one another.

This is growing up in a WASP 5K family household