Carrie White Slays

“I’m GOIN’ to the prom momma.”

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@ZeroXMachina2 @nonregemesse @StephenKing He thinks masculinity and being a man means being a douche bag all the time. He’s probably still doing ‘90s gay jokes.

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@alolanraichulo @qrgoffofficial

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@SarahKSilverman You helped me not be afraid to take my Zoloft. I can’t smoke weed, though.

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@qrgoffofficial @djf510

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@bae_baenicki No one better be playing around with my WHITNEY! HER VOICE WAS A SYMPHONY WHEN ALL YA'LL NEED 4 GIRLS JUST TO SING I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU EVERY DAY.

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@qrgoffofficial @AlbertaGirl34 Lmao

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@malanholy @headofposion @robbiewilliams Lmao

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@robbiewilliams @oliviarodrigo Her producers are awful and always go to your older songs or whoever else for, “inspiration,” then instead just copy ideas. lol

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@nlyonne That’s because social media wasn’t around and instead, you were “posting pictures,” to auditions and, “your pictures,” were on TV. You were already doing television in the ‘80s and movies in the ‘90s.

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@Jeesa_Jay She has a lot of unresolved Hollywood anger and it makes her insufferable sometimes.

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@qrgoffofficial @DavidJHarrisJr

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@BrilynHollyhand “Cool now do abortions.” ???????????????

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@qrgoffofficial @nayreeves70 Lmao then she gets a guy like

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@WhiteHouse omg who cares

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@PapiiL0rd It also lets truly creative people do even more without taking a bunch of drugs like Amy Winehouse or Elton John, when he was high and wrote all his greats because the drugs amplified his natural talents.

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@pemilo123

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@DaffyButt @woke8yearold He’s 6’3” but probably in a “Rob Zombie hired that guy to play Michael Myers in Halloween,” type of 6’3”. Not a, “Oh wow, is that Ben Affleck?” 6’3”

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@DaffyButt @woke8yearold Yaaaass