Abo Daffy

تعرف تعمل كده طب تعرف تعمل كده؟ شيكولا

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

This woman messaged me first on hinge and asked me out to a dive bar I had to oblige out of respect for the hustle but I assumed she was just bored and didn’t want to wait but turns out she is really really picky so when she gets a match she actually likes which is not often she messages them and makes it happen I think I am the only date she has been on in months she just knows what she likes and that’s it. It’s going insanely well. Last time a woman messaged me first we were in a relationship for 6 years. She asked me to smoke a joint in her car.

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@ZaidJilani It is hard that’s correct and if they want to embarrass him they just need to sincerely pitch to the general public the value of the policy not perform for their base by being like yeah we’ll manipulate trump into backing a policy his party doesn’t want that’s cringe

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@kyndallrene It’s a flex for Lena to look disheveled because she gets paid for her brains not her looks

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@shadihamid “Genuinely” really normal

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@coexistinc Which Haim sister is this?

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

Which Haim sister is this one she’s pretty funny

[RTVisual @RT_Visual_on_X]

'He met his wife on Hinge, I assumed he BOUGHT her... When she was 12' — comedian Arynne Wexler UNDER FIRE for 'UNHINGED' anti-Mamdani jibes

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@GarrettPetersen She’s an apolitical British style brutal bureaucrat always was

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@doofsupreme3rd @ZaidJilani What are you talking about?

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

You’re supposed to say: even if you weren’t the hottest I would never say otherwise darling but you definitely are :)

[hannah jones @hannahjonescool]

Men are soooooo into lying until the day that you ask them something like “am I the hottest girl you’ve ever hooked up with?” and suddenly they have a monastic call to honesty

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@jess_ann_pin Sometimes that’s the case but mostly it’s some variation of wanting to know someone a bit before sleeping with them. Or maybe they’re building up the tension.

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@LeeKuanYimby Oh they said sorry I guess it’s all ok then

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@joeschmoe765 If you can’t hustle your rich parents for money you’re a complete idiot

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

My most Egyptian trait is that I believe you should regard yourself as fine. In fact you shouldn’t really regard yourself that much at all. Introspection is a scam.

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

My most Catholic trait is that I believe you should never, ever regard yourself as a good person. This is where hubris and fallibility arises

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

Americans be like yeah this billionaire ceo shares my ideology lol. He is not a republican or a democrat because he has nothing in common with the people they’re appealing to. He’s the definition of an outlier. They just pick whatever side works which is the reasonable thing to do anyway.

[Jake Halloran @jakehalloran1]

Karp is funny because for obvious reasons people will think hes faking going back to dems but really he was *actually* faking being a republican, dude has been a lib for life, palantir is just an odd biz for that

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@heaveninterface Wrong

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@ourcatsopwrfl The bus is already free it’s a non issue

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@Mr_Krolm When she broke with the squad and condemned Ilhan Omar for antisemitism that was probably a tough decision to make

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@jess_ann_pin Why is it embarrassing? Sounds like he knows what he wants he refused commitment when asked and as for lying about going on a date it’s generally bad form to acknowledge other people you’re dating

[Abo Daffy @DaffyButt]

@FryMyCalamari @Mike_from_PA I mean Trump will just veto everything the question is is it worth it to try to use that to make Reps unpopular enough in 2 years so they take a loss in the presidency as well.