Carrie

A mother looking for a place to express her political opinions so she can keep Facebook dedicated to pictures of her adorable children.

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

⁦@LastWeekTonight⁩ ⁦@iamjohnoliver⁩ I saw your erotic rat art and raise you one erotic pug art https://t.co/zSTEakCQ5A

[Salman Haider 🇮🇳 @SalmanHaiderIND]

@Maisie_Williams @GRRMspeaking

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

Hey Twitter - long time, no see! Wft was that unsatisfying and ridiculous end to #GoT 🙄☹️

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

My husband was paying bills last night and proudly announced that what I owe on my student loans is officially under $95,000. I’m going to die with student loan debt.

[BallsOut @bjcreigh]

@realDonaldTrump Sure. You’re usually great with names.

And you totally don’t sound ridiculous trying to explain it.

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

I am watching two 3 year olds and a 4 year old who are yelling, “Here is your fucking toy!” They claim they heard it from my 5 month old and that is was his first word 🤦‍♀️ #sendhelp

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

@amystillawesome @OakmontBakery Omg you have no idea

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

Babysitting today and I’m just a WWE ref

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

Rewatching @JaneWriters and I’m at Jane and Michael’s wedding and I just can’t

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

@amywhoisawesome Take a long weekend and come stay with meeee (and the kids)

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

Wtf @Target this happened to me yesterday - went to buy a piano mat for my baby that said it was $40 reg price and one left in stock. Got to the store and it was actually $50. I am a huge fan and loyal customer, but really disappointed! #target #disappointed

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

https://t.co/eIug2cfdaz

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

@amywhoisawesome Update: please send Lincoln and I earplugs and/or headphones

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

So I babysit 3 kids in addition to my own 2 on Tuesday’s and I’m just like, what have I done to myself??

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

HAS ANYONE TOLD @chrissyteigen ?!

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

https://t.co/R3gv2uCynX

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

@rach_payne15 Omg 😂😂 Exactly!

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

@AldiUSA has ruined #thepriceisright for me: ”How much for a jar of jelly?” $1.99!! Nope, $4.79.

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

@TheDailyShow @Trevornoah She’s a big fan 😁

[Carrie @CarrisBeuller]

Every time I hear Trump speak