Lord Timothy Dexter

Well-practiced investment professional. Philosopher extraordinaire.

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker Lol

[Bloomberg @business]

Sports gambling ETF! (via @opinion) https://t.co/G5vzPhlUow

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

This is a chart you buy

[Ruizhe Jia @RuizheJia]

Binance is arguably the world's largest crypto exchange.

Feb 2026: Polymarket lists a small 5-minute Bitcoin contract. Since then, Binance order flow spikes in the final seconds before settlement; prices revert soon after.

New paper with David Dai and Shihao Yu ( @ShihaoY ): Settlement Manipulation in Prediction Markets (https://t.co/L4fFsnXLhW)🧵

The finding, up front:

Traders push Bitcoin's price in the final seconds to decide the contract. That push makes the price less informative, yet Bitcoin's market more liquid. Market makers are largely insulated; ordinary traders lose $7.6M in two months.

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker @NickalobeUltra Because I own it

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker @NickalobeUltra Yep

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker Design could be better

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker I like it

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker Get a biopsy

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@btcgps @taobanker Wishing you well!

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker 1337

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

Won’t some dice decide most now?

#palindrome

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@anomalouspussy We've all been there

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

2. Inside HQ, Codex and other AI startups have dedicated offices where they hold office hours for NVIDIA employees. Never seen anything like this!

I assume because no other large tech company is the kind of "platform" for so much of the tech industry like NVIDIA. The Codex team is v popular here btw as I heard!

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@taobanker $LIN

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Bill Gates on Steve Jobs

April 30, 2003

[Lord Timothy Dexter @CarryingCoals]

@ErnestWongBWM @firinggoodell2 @cadinvests Meh

[Corey Epstein (e/acc) @coreyepstein]

The fact you can't dismiss this message proves this is all a PR stunt/psyop

[Ṛtasmara\𑀋𑀢𑀲𑁆𑀫𑀭 @mythomatician]

“I beg to differ.”

“I beg to repeat.”