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[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

🚨Coming tomorrow🚨

We thought we'd heard the last new words from Ted Williams, that we'd never have more to learn from the Greatest Hitter Who Ever Lived.

We were wrong.

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

Gta 6 is gonna happen before yankees get a catcher

[G @gabelli35]

Can the Mets take Volpe next

[roseanne 🥀 @HoodieFrazier]

Me when I saw Cam back out for the 8th

[Earl Simmons @YankeesFanEarl]

The Yankees should just do that thing where they win the next 13 games

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

Aaron Judge MLB Ranks:

AVG - 1st
OBP - 1st
SLG - 1st
OPS - 1st
WAR - 1st
BABIP - 1st
wOBA - 1st
wRC+ - 1st

[carpet @CarsonDobes22]

@clintfrazier @NickSwisher plz asap

[cameron @nyycameron]

NEVER A DOUBT!!!

[SportsCenter NEXT @SCNext]

MAXEN SNOOZY THROWS A COMPLETE GAME 1-HIT SHUTOUT FOR SOUTH DAKOTA ‼️

The @LittleLeague World Series is heating up 🔥

[JL @JLas43_]

Look at the date

[aoibhínn🍄 @GIRLISNIGHTMARE]

IF ANYONE IS PLANNING ON BUYING A RECORD PLAYER PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD INVEST IN A GOOD ONE DO NOT GET THOSE BRIEFCASE ONES THEY WILL DESTROY YOUR VINYLS !!!

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Two hundred and fifty trillion beers

[Mike Salvatore @MikeSalvatore10]

The New York Yankees play baseball today

[E. @itselisaaaaa]

“you look happier” thanks, i turned the yankees game off.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

hit three homers and get rewarded with screen time

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Beer should be free if you’re sad