son of car

DU '20 sc: carson_mg. livin’ life one chicken sandwich at a time.

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

@jimmy_paris2 “You think we poured too much fuel in the carb?”

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

@APycior Shut the fuck up

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

@howiemandel is the shaven head just for aesthetic? If so I dig it.

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

In a perpetual state of not correctly dressing for the weather

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

7-11 was a part time job

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

You know it was about to be lit when you busted one of these out when you were a kid

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

Fav mixed drink: rum and Clorox

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

Lil pump is short for Lilliam pumpernickel

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

Be real

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

@_kholt45 @CatelBL @AlastairBroski

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

Going up the stairs in any learning institution is never pleasant

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

when two country music stars have sex they morph into a ford f-150

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

"Do you fuck with pirates?"

[iris @iriskessler]

my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions matter"

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

@MollyG_17 calm down there Mrs. Wilson

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

@h3h3productions @joeyimprota

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

I despise when people talk on the phone while eating

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

Fun fact: Quiznos still exists... somehow

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

You see people's true colors when they're boarding an airplane

[son of car @CarsonGiardini]

@SchmidTommy @Charlie_Uram it's gif