Carson 🌮

I can eat a burrito backwards #LLMistercap #85forlife 💜 Bleed Boston

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

my neurosurgeon breadwinner wife watching me shotgun my 11th beer of the night

[max🇩🇿 @ferrorero]

ppl when u talk about the Sudan's genocide and not Palestine's

[Sean @seandreilly]

What’s crazy about this commercial is it was before AI

[Will Alverson @will_alverson]

USAF breaking out the doohickey

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Grandma doesn’t come out until Rhamondre Stevenson can go a game without fumbling.

[Sonny “Mr. Faithful” Powers, Esq. @mrfaithful_69]

T-16 hours until I look like this:

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Palestine Stuck Because Ed Shereen Refuses to Free it

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Soldiers! Our beloved Republic is in the hands of retards.”

[Midget Waffen @Cognitive88]

The Bible does not say to bless the secular state of israel purchased in 1948 by the Rothschilds.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Zohran Mamdani and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were spotted giggling as people wept during the annual reading of names during the 9/11 memorial ceremony.

The camera transitioned to Mamdani and Cortez after showing a man weeping as the names were read.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Josh McDaniels in Drake Maye's headset calling in a play

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Time to gamble on the NFL and curse out the players on my fantasy team

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Me and the squad turning up for some Patriots football.

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

How it feels to get tired at 9pm on a weekend

[varrock @varrock]

The migrants showed up with iPhones lmao they're not starving in any way

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

POV: you’re monitoring reactor 4 on April 26, 1986

[the hero @midwestgothic]

killing the spider for your gf is less an act of love than it is malicious, blind subservience. she commands you to kill a lesser, neutral being because it makes her feel fear and disgust. she can’t comprehend the utility of the common house spider in maintaining natural order.