josh

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Sabrina Ionescu is trying to figure out a way to get Enes Freedom to New York Liberty, per @ScoopB

👀🔥

[autist @litteralyme0]

*Spider-Man finally saves the day and comfort jean*

Frank Castle on the other side of the fucking city:

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars.

I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege.

Six minutes later I was holding chicken.

I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be.

A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea.

I said thank you.

She said, "My pleasure."

I did not think about it then. I should have.

At the window I thanked the young man for the food.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for the sauce.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for thanking me—

"My pleasure."

I want to be clear about what was happening.

This was a duel.

In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations.

I was a white belt in that drive-thru.

I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line.

He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce.

Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack.

I returned the next day to reclaim my honor.

It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed.

All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did.

I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice.

Once to a teenager with sauce.

Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building.

In my country we say a samurai's word is his life.

I had never seen a restaurant say it back.

I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could.

"My pleasure."

She smiled and said, "It sure is."

America, I surrender.

It was my pleasure.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man this Call of Duty Black Ops 2 got me so hooked to the tv and joystick! Even @SavannahRB watching and she hate when i play video games

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Bison have no lateral movement, hesi to the right & sidestep to the left. Hope the tourist is okay.

[r/CharlotteHornets @HornetsReddit]

Eric Collins with a heartfelt send-off to LaMelo Ball following the trade:

[josh @joshbarey]

i’m gonna miss those eric collins lamelo game calls

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

FromSoftware president Hidetaka Miyazaki has made it clear that the studio will continue focusing on creativity instead of making “safe” sequels just to satisfy investors.

He believes that giving developers the freedom to create what they are passionate about is key to making truly valuable games.

“We are able to freely create the games we want to make without excessive interference,” Miyazaki said, adding that maintaining this environment is important for delivering “truly valuable games.”

Miyazaki wants future entries in series like Elden Ring or Bloodborne to happen because the team has strong ideas for them.

[josh @joshbarey]

has he used moonveil his whole run? kinda wild tbh

[clippedbytm @clippedbytm]

Jynxzi breaks down into tears after finally defeating Godfrey after almost 5 hours and 118 attempts 🤯

“That was the hardest boss”

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[josh @joshbarey]

i really fw wemby

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Dawg is that Dillon Brooks playing a game of “Operation” where you have to steal the ball from SGA without being called for a foul 😭

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[josh @joshbarey]

putting your @ on your car gotta be top 3 gayest things to do

[josh @joshbarey]

i hate when taking a shower don’t sober you up enough

[trans lesbian remielle cholowsky is #RochHard @lebrentzya]

THEN YOU ARE NOT TRUSTWORTHY

[Colb @___Colb___]

Still clocking in at 99 MPH on the gun

[josh @joshbarey]

can’t believe i just pulled goat bron in 2k

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

KAT brutally mop mogs Andre Drummond