Carson Tucker

Small town pizza lawyer

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

I cannot fucking believe that Ted Cruz showed up to this game

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

We are all cursed and blessed to share a world with Texas A&M University

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Disney and YouTube TV should be tried for war crimes

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Future son (or daughter) Brandon Aubrey Tucker

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Sir, a second Trump Burger owner has been detained

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

ICE detained a second Trump Burger owner, who founded the eatery's forerunner in 2016. His attorney says he's here legally.
https://t.co/GMBw9BRXKd

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Jerry waking up no longer the dumbest sports executive in the metroplex

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

The White House after their brainstorming to blame DEI for the plane crash

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

@LukeGlaser1 You’re right, this is false. Dak elevates his teams

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Dak Prescott is Lamar Jackson with worse PR

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

For the love of God please don’t come to the game

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Hey @JDVance —care for a wager on the UT-Ohio State game?

Loser brings beer & food from his home state & delivers it wearing the winning jersey?

#HookEm

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

"I didn't even know about it until I read about it."

Ok, buddy. Here is the reality: either you are the GM or you aren't. If you don't know what your own team contracts say, then you are the worst GM in the league. Every GM's job is to know that.

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Quinn Ewers in the most stressful situation imaginable

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Bevo would never need a blanket

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Very cool, Senate! Do something about school shootings!

[A.J. Perez @byajperez]

BREAKING: D.C. will soon be an option for the next Washington Commanders stadum in a shocking early morning twist in the Senate.

The RFK Stadium bill passed by unanimous consent—meaning all 100 Senators were on board— hours after it was left out of the continuing resolution.

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Sark running his 20th HB dive for 1 yard last night so he can get a Clemson/Arizona State matchup in the first two rounds. Three dimensional chess. Always one step ahead. A master at work

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

I liked the part where something changed within her

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

Quinn Ewers waltzed into Bryant-Denny, the Big House, and Kyle Field and ate their lunch. He’d a cold blooded killer and I’ll take no slander against him

[Carson Tucker @Carsonthings]

A&M can go play mo bamba at the cheez-it bowl or whatever