Carsten Stroud

writer ... horseman ... surfer. The Niceville Trilogy is about to become a cable series ... and Perdido Key will finally be completed ...

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

You’re abetting a mutilation fetish that mainly feeds on invading truly sacred female sanctuaries … you’re like the parasite lampreys who run with sharks to feed off their leavings … if you ever caught on fire you’d leave the stench of a rotten soul in the midnight air.

[bluewrite @bluewriteSGM]

@sappholives83 Wow. You are a horrible person. What are you thinking. Why the fuck would you post something so horrific and soulless?

I’m sorry you’re unhappy and angry at the world but maybe keep your mouth fucking shut instead of vomiting hate around the internet.

God damn. Who hurt you?

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

True now and true forever ! Thank you Diana Alastair and although I know your affections run in a different River I think I love you

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌✡️ @sappholives83]

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size.

What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

I agree totally but I am also aware of the utter shriveled cowardice and mass submission to his edicts that so many millions displayed …as Franklin said (I think) “ those who would surrender liberty for safety deserve neither”

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history.

He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough.

RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@lippyent Purple haze

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

This happened in Canada where you are told to “shelter in place ” and if you defend yourself effectively you will be charged so unlike all the comments about guns and blasting what would happen in Toronto is they’d rape your wife kill you and your kids and steal all your stuff.

[𝐌𝐑. 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 ™ @MrWhiteMAGA]

2:03 a.m. The world is silent…until your phone buzzes with a Ring notification.

You open the live feed, expecting a raccoon or maybe the wind shaking a branch. Instead, three figures in dark hoodies and masks step into view. They don’t knock. They don’t hesitate. One of them points at the camera like he knows you’re watching. Then….BOOM.

A violent kick slams into your front door.

Another kick. Louder. Harder. The frame rattles. The porch light flickers as they take turns driving their boots into the wood, shouting to each other in low, frantic voices. One scans the street. Another pulls at the handle. The third steps back and charges again, trying to splinter the lock.

Inside, your heart is pounding. The house that felt safe seconds ago now feels paper thin. The dog is barking. Your family is asleep down the hall. The live feed shakes with every impact as the door cracks along the frame.

They’re not trying to hide. They’re trying to get in.

You’re watching it happen in real time…frozen between calling 911 and grabbing something to defend yourself.

At 2 a.m., when the world is supposed to be asleep… WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

Brilliant!! A wonderful illustration of the evolution of our language! Bravo!

[Colin Gorrie @colingorrie]

Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719).

The Spelling of our Tongue was in the main ſettled ere the eighteenth Century, & the Grammar has ſuffer'd but little Alteration ſince. Yet before this happy Settlement, things were exceeding ſtrange.

In Shakeſpeares dayes, ſpelling was much more variable, & you ſhall finde notable differences in the grammar: "thou" could bee intimate or inſulting, depending vpon whom you ſayd it to; to chooſe amiſse had conſequences.

Wende we now tuo hundred ȝeer bifore, to Chauceres tyme. It seemeth ȝit as Englisshe, but it nis nat esy to reden withouten greet connynge.

Yet tuo hundred wintre er, sone after þat the Normans comen to þis londe, is Englisch on muchel wandlunge. Þe tunges work is tobroken, Frensce wordes comeþ in, and þe writunge is al totwemed.

Þy furðor þu underbæc færst, þy gelicor biþ Englisc gesewen þære Deniscan spræce. Englisce bec þæs m. geare ne mæg nan mann rædan buton he sundorlice geleornad sy.

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

Just phrases I hope will fade from our public discourse …

“Shots rang out”
“Shelter in place”
“Problematic”
“Going forward”
“Racist”
“Hitler”
“safe spaces”
“Persons with a vagina”
“Educate yourself”
“Live my truth”

No reason …just had it.

All the best

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

Since no one asked me … Greg Gutfeld is a crass little piglet … as much as I hate Kimmel and Colbert … at least they are irritating on a conversational level … Greg Gutfeld makes us all pigs wallowing in his shit … I really do hate this vulgar little swine … I wish him gone

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@ElonmuskWIZ Two

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@Judianna We The Feeple

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@GeoRebekah Calling the Earth the Earth is like calling Dirt Dirt … you couldn’t get any more basic … maybe it’s time we called it Solar 7?

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@BigBearF1 Stone throwing machine in medieval sieges

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

I couldn’t have said it better .. WTF?

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Spectacular Bagurumba Dwhou programme in Guwahati!

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@taiharrow I’m here

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@Saghar409 Impossible to fix a number since each square is part of a larger square and contained by the exterior defining square … deciding how many squares requires you to impose a set of parameters without rules

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@MollyFernandes_ Wait right there … I’m on my way

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@noradonalsn Beautiful and wildly sexy.

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@itsnoradavis Perfect … and I’m not saying what effect you’re having on every man who sees this beauty …

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@JasonWMizer I had twenty books published by legacy houses in New York and Europe and I’ve never vomited words onto the page … each line was thought through and although this process may have only taken a few seconds … vomiting had nothing to do with it … find a better analogy. Please l,

[Carsten Stroud @CarstenStroud]

@GabbyEpsteinx Only if I can help … one night at a time … very sexy lady