Magna Carta Comedy

Detroit comedy troupe featuring Will Miller (@willwithaz), Andrew Walker (@awwalker24), Jen Clarke & Kurt Brinker!

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I met United Airlines 605 flight and they canceled by saying it's mechanical issues I think we all know what that means not enough to repeat people for this flight so they bunch you onto another flight it's pretty obvious don't fly United air

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I'm at lifetime gym working out in Vegas everyone here has a stick up their ass no one smiles everyone looks like they're having to take a crap it's amazing they look at you like if you have 2 heads or you're from a different planet here seriously bad attitudes

[Magna Carta Comedy @CartaComedy]

@grahampettysays Why no shirt of the ill-fated Hard Rock Detroit? Are you too good for your home town?

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Tupac is still alive

[Magna Carta Comedy @CartaComedy]

I loved Jambi on Pee Wee’s Playhouse! There might even be a Tool song dedicated to him in “10,000 Days”.
(There is.)

https://t.co/Ieys8NFgP4

[Magna Carta Comedy @CartaComedy]

A legend

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Finally a happy ending for the Qanon cultists!

[Magna Carta Comedy @CartaComedy]

🎶 Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like?🎶

[Magna Carta Comedy @CartaComedy]

Challenge accepted.

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Jennifer Lopez need a man that will be by your side 247 who is older than you are and it's broke I fit that category perfectly I'm your man

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More comedy

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

I can’t wait for the alternate history fan fic of “What If Hilary Had Won?”

Honestly, in that telling, a few of the characters’ names would’ve changed and maybe the location took place a little West, but it’d be pretty much the same plot. 1/2

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

please

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

“Charmed I’m sure I’m Gil Faizon!”

“And I’m yours truly George St Geegland.”

“It’s our friend Bernard from our 60s activist days. Oh, hello.”

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

Biden’s first executive order tomorrow: abolishing the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

Very funny thread of an actual President if the United States.

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

Wait: does this mean the deal for the US to buy Greenland is a no-go, I take it?

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

In this tweet I’m an owl barber (tweet is already funny) and when I’m done trimming the owl I hold up a mirror behind owl’s head and he just slowly turns his head 180 degrees to face me and says “I fuckin love it”

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

“I feel like you either need to commit to the toupee or just shave it all off... I mean, why keep going forward otherwise?”

-My dad circa 1992.

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

According to Twitter, precipitation falls at least once in a millennium in Los Angeles.