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I am truly the most confident when I am watching a college basketball game and a player makes a mistake. What do you mean you can’t finish a left handed layup being contested by a 6’ 8” monster. I could easily have 6 points in a big10 game.

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Drugs are bad. Steer clear. #NotSpeakingFromExperienceSpeakingFromTheHeart

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I was just referred to as “chief” by a man wearing a Tyjae Spears jersey. Gave him a handshake and I would consider it a top 5 interaction I’ve had in my life.

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If I am in the middle lane cruising at a calm 72 whilst the left lane is wide open, what calls for a person to be directly behind me. Is there a reason people do this?

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I believe the term unc is transitioning to a term of endearment and respect. It shows you respect their elderness and authority.

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Why does gum randomly get a second life and regain all flavor? I would love an answer.

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If everyone hates waking up early and loves going to bed late, why does the world not come to a consensus to push back the global schedule. Every event, job, etc. should just be moved back 2 hours. Seems simple. #OutsideTheBox

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Grandparents do not miss when it comes to cooking or baking. It’s a trait you must acquire through wisdom and knowledge over time.

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@benwosko You along with the world will be shocked tonight when the boys go up 2-1 and my money goes up with them.

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The one thing that can make the Stanley cup more interesting is parlays. Absolutely electric. #degenerate #oilersMoneyline

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@crazycoop444 I don’t know if I can get behind this bro

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@PhoebeK13688 ELITE ball knowledge

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The whole nine yards. #iykyk

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Went 4 for 7 on handshakes in the hallway today. Abysmal performance. I’m not saying I’m going to retire, but I will say the thought has crossed my mind. #washed #flambeed

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@benwosko Definitely an argument to be made here

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Who is the ideal presidential candidate? Any person. Larry Bird plain and simple. #Politics #ThinkingOutLoud

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@MalalaEvan There is an argument to be made here. Positives to both sides. In order to not spark an issue on X, I will refrain from stating my case.

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We just did at triple fist bump. 😎 #TrapezeArtist #FistFrenzy

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Why do people pull into parking spots when they are simply able to back in. #BackingIn #ParkJiSung

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@crazycoop444 Only if this guy had a profile picture. It’s over.