Carter Johnson

Colossians 3:23-24

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Seahawks, CB Devon Witherspoon reached agreement on a four-year, $132 million extension with over $101 million guaranteed, making him the highest-paid cornerback in NFL history. (via @adamschefter)

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month:

DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?”

DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.”

ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.”

DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?”

ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.”

DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂”

DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.”

ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.”

DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”

[MLB @MLB]

This is just ridiculous from J.P. Crawford 🤯

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Seahawks officially unveiled their Super Bowl LX championship rings:

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Big league bound.

We’ve recalled INF @Colt_emerson from @RainiersLand. Welcome to the Show, Colt! #TridentsUp

🔗 https://t.co/s8JkGEP95F

[MLB @MLB]

A #SundayNightBaseball W for the @Mariners 🔥

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

The show is about to begin.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Your 2026 Seattle Mariners have arrived in Seattle, Washington.

We are literally so back.

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

The Seahawks had the best point differential by any Super Bowl Champ in NFL History (+246)

Let that sink in.

[Grey Zabel @GreyZabel]

Bad night to be a Busch Light…. #victorybeers 😎

[NFL @NFL]

Crown him. 👑

[Overtime @overtime]

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE YOUR SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPIONS 🔥🔥🔥

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Holy smokes, what a run 💙

After 41 years in the Mariners broadcast booth, Rick Rizzs will be stepping away from the mic at the end of the 2026 season. We can't wait to celebrate Rick during his final year on the call.

🔗 https://t.co/w5FPDkbUNI

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! @RashidShaheed on the opening play 🤯

📺: @NFLonFox

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

This Jaxon Smith-Njigba catch isn't getting enough attention.

JSN is clearly the current WR1 in the NFL.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Mariners know what they’re getting with Josh Naylor 😤

[MLB @MLB]

Cal Raleigh’s power was unmatched during his magical 2025 season 🔱

[MLB @MLB]

Mariners, 1B Josh Naylor finalizing five-year deal per multiple reports, including MLB's @Feinsand.

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

The greatest prediction in sports history