merry chester 🎄

Activist & House Party Enthusiast

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

I am equal parts Animal Crossing, Animal Farm, and Animal House

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

I felt guilty about only reading three books last year so this year I accidentally read thirty and these were my favorites

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

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[J.MP4 @jd0tmp4]

Listen here young woman, man, and they them. You have to learn how to cook three dishes and to cook them well. One breakfast meal, something you could either have for lunch or dinner, and a sweet dessert. Do this and life will be good to you.

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

My bad I guess

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

The greatest hope for the American political system is one or two specific people slipping at the top of a flight of stairs

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

The greatest hope for the American political system is one or two specific people slipping at the top of a flight of stairs

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

I bring a very “let’s yell at congressmen” vibe to the small town parade that the other spectators do not like

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@helle_w00ds His reaction was “yeah that sounds about right for them” LOL

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@helle_w00ds The most I am expecting is for him to maybe know that there are some billboards somewhere in Owen County

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@helle_w00ds I can’t wait to tell all of this to my dad just for him to give me a blank look and say he doesn’t know anything I’m talking about LOL

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@helle_w00ds Omg yes

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@ButtAldrin 🫡🫡🫡

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

Anthony Bourdain’s biggest message was that you should leave your comfort zone and eat real food with real people

Food is important! People are important! If that’s insulting to you and your microwave mac n cheese, maybe you should do some reflecting

[The Free Press @TheFP]

“The cult of personality Anthony Bourdain left in his wake is frankly insufferable,” says The FP’s @SnoozyWeiss.

“He broke how a generation of men eat.”

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

3 margs deep before my fajitas even get to the table

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Democrats cautiously open door to another Harris run in 2028 — The Hill

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@helle_w00ds Absolutely identical to the towns that have one stoplight and no grocery store

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@helle_w00ds Not only is it big enough for one Chick-fil-A, it’s big enough for two??? And like eight McDonald’s??????? What are we doing

[merry chester 🎄 @CarterNotCarl]

@helle_w00ds You’ve doomed us all to another foot of snow next week 💔