Carter

Celtics, pats, bruins, Boston sports. enjoy the ride it only happens once. be nice to people.

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

🐐

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

With the 3rd pick in the NBA Draft, the Celtics select Jaylen Brown.

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

@StoolGreenie Brother that was 4 years ago🙃

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

even more incredible than I imagined

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

@lilydsmith I respect the 4th guys honesty

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

@vxersnkl @Bsanto88 @UnderdogNBA The full quote on his twitch was actually “because we proved the doubters wrong, gap year, lottery talk, getting to see JT come back from injury, the growth of all the guys in that locker room”

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

Many reasons he was and should have been a Celtic for life. This is top of the list though. Doesn’t just sign checks he actively invests his time in community

[Breland Moore @BrelandFOX29]

Jaylen Brown’s introductory press conference will take place at the Francis J Myers Rec Center on Kingsessing Ave, NOT the Sixers training facility. Brown personally requested to be in the community, and has invited dozens of local children to be in attendance. @FOX29philly

[Phil Galfond @PhilGalfond]

People who can’t fathom the J3 call don’t have the hero call gene and have no idea how alluring it is.

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

@slut4house Project almanac is a decent slop/popcorn one. Looper is one of my favorites. The expanse if your looking for a show vs movie.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Oh look at me I’m Justin Herbert, my smoke show pop star girlfriend is playing with my wavy surfer hair on the sidelines while I’m at my job that pays me $50 million a year in Southern California. Whatever man

[Percy @percyishim]

Ben Affleck shares how he overcame his alcohol addiction. Says it is not “overpriced rehabs”.

“I hate to say it but the cure for addiction and the only cure I’ve seen is not these overpriced rehabs or these fraudulent fixes that are sold to people”

“The cure for addiction is suffering”

“You suffer enough and then something inside you goes ‘I’m done’”

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

Come on…..

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr: I will literally eat anything. I don't have a gag reflex

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

@lilydsmith Destined to be A generational comedian, forced to be in a terrible human instead.

[CBain @cbain100]

“Why don’t you respect Tatum”

Tatum blew a 3-1 lead with a team that won 60 games w/o him. Then sat out Game 7 to protect his ego. Here’s Embiid in that Game 7.. two weeks post-op. He had 34-12-6.

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

@StoolGreenie I thought people were excited it’s Tatums team now? All I’ve seen is hypotheticals to get him someone to carry him 😂

[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

A real eater is taking this down too

[PETA @peta]

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

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[Carter @CarterSpyrka]

🤔

[Culture Cave @CultureCave_]

Zendaya on Tom Holland's height:

"Why would I want Tom to be taller? Looking down at my short king is my favorite view."

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: Frank "The Tank" Fleming may seem to be simply another loud, occasionally obnoxious fan, but he is one of the most marketable faces of Barstool Sports, the massively popular and often controversial sports content machine. https://t.co/vLa5QAoWvw

[brandon* @brndxix]

son LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

The full story here is NUTS 🤯

TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…

> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys

> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides

> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine
says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him

> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shit

> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes 😂

> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time

> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit